Need pet help asap

[guywhofishes]

friend? i have no friends. cereal.

request sent

 

[Bed Wetter]

request sent

Don't do it guywhoisgladtomakefriends! It's a trap!

 

[guywhofishes]

what could POSSIBLY go wrong? :;:smokin

 

[svnmag]

I told him to do something obscene to himself.

 

[You]

I told him to do something obscene to himself.

i'm not nearly flexible enough to perform that maneuver on myself svn. however, i thank you for the suggestion!

 

[johnr]

what could POSSIBLY go wrong? :;:smokin

next thing you know money is missing from your dresser and your daughter is knocked up...

 

[svnmag]

Damnit I gave him a thumbs up!

 

[You]

Damnit I gave him a thumbs up!

AND positive rep......

 

[svnmag]

Rep was intentional.

 

[SDMF]

Don't do it guywhoisgladtomakefriends! It's a trap!

 

[You]

next thing you know money is missing from your dresser and your daughter is knocked up...

As per the norm, johnr makes a valid point. Guy, before I can fully consider your request for friendship, please submit to the photograph section of this website no fewer than 4 pictures of your daughter, preferably taken from 4 different angles. Thank you.

ps. I need not see your dresser.

 

[guywhofishes]

Bummer... I sold my daughter to gypsies in 2013. After about 100 warnings that she'd "be sold to the gypsies if she didn't behave" (a tactic I learned from my parents) she called my bluff one too many times and she was auctioned off. She's diving in Mexico for $2/day to buy her freedom back.

here's the two of us last October. Her eyes alone were worth the $100 we got IMO.


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Not sure how galwhofishes (pink snorkel) made it into mix - typical NDA photo hyjinx.

 

[johnr]

We snorkeled in the Bahamas' a couple years back, was rather fun.
Not sure I would want to be in the gypsy snorkel circuit though. I struggled putting the mouth piece into my mouth after it likely had been used 10 million times

 

[svnmag]

We snorkeled in the Bahamas' a couple years back, was rather fun.
Not sure I would want to be in the gypsy snorkel circuit though. I struggled putting the mouth piece into my mouth after it likely had been used 10 million times

Thanks for providing another excuse. Your man card is now in question.

 

[tikkalover]

We snorkeled in the Bahamas' a couple years back, was rather fun.
Not sure I would want to be in the gypsy snorkel circuit though. I struggled putting the mouth piece into my mouth after it likely had been used 10 million times

;:;barf

 

[guywhofishes]

For the record, those that are enthuisasts own and travel with their own gear. That said... I am a firm believer that mixing up the bacteria a guy is exposed to builds the immune system.

except montezuma's - his suck donkey azz

 

[svnmag]

My last post was an oral sex denial joke. And a damn fine one too.

 

[guywhofishes]

important update:

daughter informed me that gypsies have allowed her to buy a water heater with her meager earnings

she is high as a kite about this modern luxury

serious - she just got this heater and is pumped because she didn't have one prior

I am pumped for her! Thumbs Up

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ain't she a beaut?

 

[deleted_account]

is it sitting outside?

lol

 

[guywhofishes]

is it sitting outside?

lol

I know right? Supposedly all the neighbor's do too. Insane.

BTW... there's no "cold water". There's body temperature - and now, hot.