Some of the more non PC stuff....
Black as a sack
Darker than Toby's Azz
Cold as a Witches Titty
Dumber than a Porch Monkey
Drunk as 10 Indians
Then there's the
Stink to High Heaven
For Cryin out Loud
Honest to Pete
Meaner than a junk yard dog
Jumpier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin chairs
I need that like I need a hole in the head
Busier than a one armed paper hanger
Fine as frogs hair
Slipperier than snot on a rock
Hard as nails
And the list goes on. I do so love to hear my Dad and his buddies talk. Much more interesting than watching my Daughter text her friends.
Black as a sack
Darker than Toby's Azz
Cold as a Witches Titty
Dumber than a Porch Monkey
Drunk as 10 Indians
Then there's the
Stink to High Heaven
For Cryin out Loud
Honest to Pete
Meaner than a junk yard dog
Jumpier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin chairs
I need that like I need a hole in the head
Busier than a one armed paper hanger
Fine as frogs hair
Slipperier than snot on a rock
Hard as nails
And the list goes on. I do so love to hear my Dad and his buddies talk. Much more interesting than watching my Daughter text her friends.
