I think JayKay and I should share one. It would be my dog, I would train it, I would be its master and it would be at my house 95% of the time. JK could take it for walks when it is cold out, it could poop/pee in his yard, and on days when I am away from home, especially when I leave at the last minute, JK would be responsible for it. Deal, JK?
Has to be in your yard during cucumber season though...
That sounds like a heckuva deal Sluggo. And during the 5% when it's at my house, I'll send Beti to your house. Has to be the time of my choosing though.
I changed a diaper this morning (guys, I'm 48 and changed a diaper, and it's not even my own) that had some unknown substance in it. Looked like Creature from the Black Lagoon, post blow-torch application.
My stomach is pretty close to cast-iron, but I did let a big hiccup/burp out when I saw the contents.