The learning channel. WTF

Obi-Wan

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Flipping through the listings on tv tonight and on TLC at 11pm "the man with the 80lb groin is on, at 12 am " the man with no penis, and at 1 am " the man with the 132 lb scrotum. WTF do people actually watch this shit?
 


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So another Bruce Jenner special the man with no penis. If I had balls that big I would.walk in the bar and set them on the counter next to me.
 

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Its "The Freakshow Channel", that is when they aren't trying to destroy marriage. My wife watches that crap. Their lineup is:

polygamists
he/she adolescent
Russian brides
midget family
more midgets
giant women
morbidly obese
how I broke my dick
i dress like a hooker
so many kids we make the Catholics blush
hoarding

and I don't dare tell her to change the channel or I get Bravo "horrible wealthy bitches" and turd burglar gossip.
 

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I'm guessing the big nutted fellow must walk around in a dress, no way that shit is fitting in a pair of slacks
 

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Its "The Freakshow Channel", that is when they aren't trying to destroy marriage. My wife watches that crap. Their lineup is:

polygamists
he/she adolescent
Russian brides
midget family
more midgets
giant women
morbidly obese
how I broke my dick
i dress like a hooker
so many kids we make the Catholics blush
hoarding

and I don't dare tell her to change the channel or I get Bravo "horrible wealthy bitches" and turd burglar gossip.

Don't forget the intellectually stimulating here comes honey boo boo! Wonder if TLC stands for The Lack of Credibility channel at this point.
 


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Its "The Freakshow Channel", that is when they aren't trying to destroy marriage. My wife watches that crap. Their lineup is:

polygamists
he/she adolescent
Russian brides
midget family
more midgets
giant women
morbidly obese
how I broke my dick
i dress like a hooker
so many kids we make the Catholics blush
hoarding

and I don't dare tell her to change the channel or I get Bravo "horrible wealthy bitches" and turd burglar gossip.
so how is the Russian brides show?
 

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I find these shows polliticaly correct, kinda like a gang b--g with all different races involved
 

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If they really wanted ratings to soar, the network needs to bring back reruns of
1.MacGyver
2. Hawaii Five-0... right Dan O? haha
3. Miami Vice
4 Starsky and Hutch
5. Mission Impossible.
6. The Cosby Show...:::..well..maybe not that one. He isn't doing real well in the court of public opinion right now.
 

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If they really wanted ratings to soar, the network needs to bring back reruns of
1.MacGyver
2. Hawaii Five-0... right Dan O? haha
3. Miami Vice
4 Starsky and Hutch
5. Mission Impossible.
6. The Cosby Show...:::..well..maybe not that one. He isn't doing real well in the court of public opinion right now.

You missed Airwolf, Knight Rider, Simon and Simon, and whatever show had Lee Van Cleef as a Ninja.
 


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Remember "Junk Yard Wars"?


I actually liked that show some of the things built were kind of cool but others really sucked. Remember the episode when governor Schaefer and his buddies were on.
 


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