Unexpected "Icks"

[Allen]

Forgetting to "kick the can" for the elevated outhouse we had while in Thailand before making a deposit of yesterday's mystery meat.

I'm telling you, you will only forget ONCE! Those damn Thai flies are big enough to move your balls out of the way in their escape as you drop a load into the can.

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Stitching up a prolapsed cow after she's been dragging it behind her for a couple of days. Ok, I guess the lacing her up isn't nearly as bad as stuffing it back in.

 

[Retired Educator]

When younger we used to like to snap the heads off of snakes, like a bullwhip. Worked on a few if done just right. One time it worked perfectly for my cousin as the head snapped off and landed in his mouth. To this day if you asked him how snake tastes he might hurl right there.

 

[guywhofishes]

I always thought that my farts always smelled like what ever wild game I had recently gutted (duck, pheasant, deer, etc.)

right - it's all in a guy's brain - very bizzare!

 

[SDMF]

Originally Posted by Jigaman I always thought that my farts always smelled like what ever wild game I had recently gutted (duck, pheasant, deer, etc.)

right - it's all in a guy's brain - very bizzare!

Seems like it's in his bowels more than brains. Perhaps someone suffers from Cranial Rectal inversion?

 

[Enslow]

Getting hair in your teeth after going down on a bearcat.

 

[JayKay]

Forgetting to "kick the can" for the elevated outhouse we had while in Thailand before making a deposit of yesterday's mystery meat.

I'm telling you, you will only forget ONCE! Those damn Thai flies are big enough to move your balls out of the way in their escape as you drop a load into the can.

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Stitching up a prolapsed cow after she's been dragging it behind her for a couple of days. Ok, I guess the lacing her up isn't nearly as bad as stuffing it back in.

winner!

 

[gst]

Lying in bed after a nite of bar hopping, drinking and carrying on and the gal beside you starts playing with your nuts. You ask her after three times in one night why is she playing with your nuts. She answers "cause I miss mine".

 

[hoytslayer]

Had to go help and old fella out once for this. Told me she had been strainng for a couple days and then had qit the last 3 till he saw a tail sticking out. Ended up cutting the calf up with a wire saw to get it out...........;:;barf

its worse when it comes out in pieces without having to cut it up

 

[NDbowman]

its worse when it comes out in pieces without having to cut it up

aged beef or maybe the beef version of lutefisk.

 

[Fritz the Cat]

Partying all night we stopped at Taco Johns. I ordered two soft shell taco's with extra sour cream. Took the first bite and extended my hands all the way. There was a long hair still inside that taco all the way to my mouth hanging full of sour cream. I said to my partner, "hey Harley look at me." I thought he was going to hurl. I rolled down my window and whipped that hair out. Harley was screaming no...don't.....I ate the taco.

 

[JayKay]

Partying all night we stopped at Taco Johns. I ordered two soft shell taco's with extra sour cream. Took the first bite and extended my hands all the way. There was a long hair still inside that taco all the way to my mouth hanging full of sour cream. I said to my partner, "hey Harley look at me." I thought he was going to hurl. I rolled down my window and whipped that hair out. Harley was screaming no...don't.....I ate the taco.

Yup, I'd have eaten it too. Not the hair, but all the rest. With gusto.

 

[Wild and Free]

Waking up to the white crap on the ground this morning.;:;banghead