Words you don't want to hear!

[Kickemup]

I'm pregnant after u have had your nuts clipped.

 

[Ericb]

"Can I tell you somthing"

 

[SDMF]

"We need to talk.".

 

[deleted_account]

"We need to talk.".

This ^^

 

[Enslow]

Im pregnant.

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"We need to talk.".

Been there. It was horrible until i went fishing 26 weekends in a row, then i found myself in a moment of clarity until i hit sheyenne. Hahahahah

 

[TKIRK57]

Is it in yet

 

[lunkerslayer]

Is it in yet

I don't know I can't feel nothing:;:muahaha

 

[H82bogey]

I don't know I can't feel nothing:;:muahaha

Duplicates.

 

[johnr]

is it supposed to burn when I urinate?

 

[lunkerslayer]

Duplicates.

:;:exactly

 

[3Roosters]

Honey, I shrunk the kids

 

[BBQBluesMan]

A word that rhymes with dancer but starts with a c

 

[lunkerslayer]

Hold my purse
Grab the wheel
It's not your birthday, so don't ask
I have got a headache not tonight
Did you put the toilet seat down
Let us just be friends
My mom is coming to visit.
Because I said so

 

[svnmag]

A word that rhymes with dancer but starts with a c

You ok?...

 

[johnr]

does this pair of pants make my big ass look big...haha

 

[Bed Wetter]

When a telemarketer calls, answer and say, "it's done but there's blood everywhere."

(I didn't think this up, read it somewhere.)

 

[svnmag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvJQxgtJW94

 

[Rowdie]

Do you know how fast you were driving?

How much have you had to drink?

Did you put the plug in the boat?

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I don't have a spare.

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Do you know how to swim? Or, get the life jackets.

 

[BBQBluesMan]

You ok?...

Yeah, just hate that word and disease. Lost a family member recently and a coworker is battling right now.

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I didn't have time to sight in my rifle :;:huh

 

[JMF]

Why is your face covered in glitter?