Words you don't want to hear!

[Fritz the Cat]

are farts supposed to be wet, and then sticky?

Do farts have lumps?

 

[LOV2HNT]

Didn't have a shell in the chamber.

 

[Bed Wetter]

"It's posted" as the [insert game species] crosses the fence in front of you.

 

[lunkerslayer]

"Hey you are trespassing on private property" as you are driving down a section line.

 

[Wild and Free]

I need to see your license and registration please.

 

[KDM]

Pack you bags....You're going to WAR.

 

[Mort]

more cowbell please

 

[Dad]

"We don't have keystone on tap"

 

[lunkerslayer]

"That's the wrong hole."
you have the aids
"Can I borrow money?"
"Maybe you're just nervous" followed by "we'll try again later"
Are we related?
Money's on the table.
What's that smell?
I've had better

 

[Sum1]

Dad, my butt itches. (while sitting in a silent movie theater).

 

[BBQBluesMan]

We stopped serving breakfast at 11.

 

[wildeyes]

We don't make original husky rap. crankbait anymore. (bummer)

 

[Sub_Elect]

Two guys from Wisconsin in our hunting party heard words they didn't want to hear this weekend. I walked up to them and told 'em, One of you two @$$holes just shot the side of my pickup.

 

[DirtyMike]

Two guys from Wisconsin in our hunting party heard words they didn't want to hear this weekend. I walked up to them and told 'em, One of you two @$$holes just shot the side of my pickup.

we're going to need the full story here.

 

[guywhofishes]

Sorry sir but we're sold out of gold spray paint.

johnr - this was a shout out to you and you ignored it

jerk

 

[Sub_Elect]

Full story is...We were hunting down in Aberdeen this weekend. We have a party of about 12 and I was the poster for this walk. The birds usually get up behind the walkers on this one so a guy posts behind the group. About 30 yards into the walk a bird gets up in between the two Sconies and my pickup and they unload on it, missing it clean and my buddy Jenson drops it. I was about 20 yards from my pickup and Jenson grabs it yelling " I hope none of those hit your rig!" I waked over and looked, and sure enough, dents all the way across it. At the end of the walk, I caught the two Sconies and Jenson, explained what happened and asked to see the shells they were shooting.

The Sconnies say it wasn't them and asked how I would know who did it. I said it would be easy as there is still a BB stuck in the door and it matches the 3 BB's on the passenger seat (drivers side window was down). All 12 of the guys looked it over and after comparing the shot in the door with the shells I got from the guys shooting one of the Sconies said he would take the blame and give me his insurance info and let the insurance companies hash it out. I personally think both the dudes from Wisconsin shot it, but one of them is like 16 and hunting with his uncle. The other guy, Jenson, is a buddy from SD and is super safe every year, so........

Been on the phone all morning with the insurance company!

 

[DirtyMike]

Good lord. Sorry to hear that man. Ruins a hunt pretty fast when a guy's rig gets damaged.

 

[Account Deleted]

I would love to be a fly on the wall listening to the conversation with the insurance agent.

 

[Sub_Elect]

Of course my agent is in Aberdeen SD, cuz i used to live there. They understood exactly what was happening. The other lady that called to confirm details was at a total loss for words and was very confused as to how someone could shoot a pickup from like 40 yards and not see a pickup there. I explained to her how the guys that shot it were short on brains when wild game gets up and it was mostly because of where they are from.

 

[JayKay]

Huh, another fish here...