Words you don't want to hear!

[Captain Ahab]

So, how much do you want for your boat(s) again?

 

[WormWiggler]

Remember (fill in name)?

 

[guywhofishes]

Sorry sir but we're sold out of gold spray paint.

 

[gst]

Subject: Words You Don't Want To Hear . . . .


Words You Don't Want To Hear . . .

After my Prostate Exam, as the Doctor left, the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear at that time: "Who Was That?"

"Hi I will be doing your prostrate exam,
you can hang your pants over by mine. "

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Al Sharpton................"Hi neighbor"

 

[svnmag]

I don't know if this is nuts but I'd bang Al Sharpton with a tool as long as proper safety/hygiene measures were in place.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Svnmag is actually Hillary Clinton.

 

[svnmag]

I am not either.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I am not either.

Those are words I never want to hear brother.

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Next up:

Are you aware of that hairy mole?

 

[svnmag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoOhnrjdYOc

 

[Captain Ahab]

svnmag has passed away because of Frito Lay scoops.

 

[Farmer]

Why do you love me?

 

[WormWiggler]

Can we get a kitten

 

[SDMF]

"Would your child like a free puppy?", while kiddo is standing there.

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"I have good news and bad news."

 

[Colonel Angus]

What kind of fitbit would you like?

 

[tikkalover]

Beers all gone! ;:;banghead ;:;boozer

 

[johnr]

I am thinking a minivan would be a good next vehicle:;:howdy

 

[Enslow]

Is that the perch patrol?

 

[johnr]

are farts supposed to be wet, and then sticky?

 

[Enslow]

Everbody run! There's a giant shitcloud coming

 

[Allen]

I now pronounce you...