One thing which Dirty Harry and I disagree is ketchup...What the hell is wrong with kethup except you're a hotdog Nazi?!! I'll apply condiments of choice eschewing criticism. FU Callahan.
Just had a thought: Footlong with two over-medium eggs, chili and cheese on buttered toasted bun...Might even go over-easy and let them finish under the chili. I'm thinking this would be a fine meal.