Hef is no more

[Allen]

With a bit of sadness, I read where Hugh Hefner passed away today. Talk about a man living his dream.

On the plus side, I guess that frees up a bunch of young women for the rest of us.

 

[Davy Crockett]

In my lifetime I have only had two heroes , Hugh and Evil Knievel . I'll catch up to them some day . RIP Hugh

 

[Obi-Wan]

To soon?
?
Although these two most likely end up in the same place it made me chuckle

 

[DirtyMike]

If he didn't die a happy man, there's not much hope for the rest of us.

 

[Lapper]

Id be curious to know what his final "number" was.

 

[LBrandt]

Many decimal points in number.

 

[sweeney]

Many decimal points in number.

So he had sex with fractions of women ;:;bowdown

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probably just the dirty quarter

 

[LBrandt]

OK ,,,,,,,,,,, then.

 

[sweeney]

commas, :;:::: sorry

 

[Bfishn]

RIP Heff. I think its safe to say most of us saw our first nip because of an old P-Boy that our friends dad didn't hide well enough.

My Boner will be at half staff today in his honor!

 

[ndbwhunter]

If he didn't die a happy man, there's not much hope for the rest of us.

Even with all that money, I'm sure he still had his fair share of problems. Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a wave runner. Have you ever seen someone frown on a wave runner? Those things are awesome!

 

[DirtyMike]

Even with all that money, I'm sure he still had his fair share of problems. Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a wave runner. Have you ever seen someone frown on a wave runner? Those things are awesome!

One of my favorite quotes!

 

[gonefshn]

Only guy in the world who's ever been able to pull off living at home wearing pajamas all his life and having the worlds hottest women surrounding him at all times. Others have tried. But living all your life in pajamas in your moms house doesn't count.

 

[Yoby]

With a captains hat on!

Only guy in the world who's ever been able to pull off living at home wearing pajamas all his life and having the worlds hottest women surrounding him at all times. Others have tried. But living all your life in pajamas in your moms house doesn't count.

 

[WormWiggler]

Not sure if first porn I ever saw was Playboy, but Playboy was the only porn I ever purchased.... Godspeed Hef, only fitting you went out on hump day...

 

[Sum1]

To soon?
?
Although these two most likely end up in the same place it made me chuckle

I thought it was 72 virgins? Now it's only 40?

 

[gonefshn]

I thought it was 72 virgins? Now it's only 40?

I'm thinking it's due to our increasing drone supply and accuracy that Mohammed's running a little short in his supply of virgins now that so many of his buddies are coming to visit him?

 

[sweeney]

the 32 most important ones to them say baaaaaaaa

 

[Allen]

Id be curious to know what his final "number" was.

He was quoted in one article I read at claiming to have slept with around 1,000 women.

Since I've been married twice, he is officially 998 ahead of me.

 

[JayKay]

Only guy in the world who's ever been able to pull off living at home wearing pajamas all his life and having the worlds hottest women surrounding him at all times. Others have tried. But living all your life in pajamas in your moms house doesn't count.

The only other guy giving this a healthy "go" is Kim Jung whatever.. But I suspect his days are numbered. And I don't describe the typical North Korean female as "worlds hottest".