Internet Wisdomry

[guywhofishes]

PJ O'Rourke: 'Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys'

 

[snow1]

 

[guywhofishes]

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^^^^ Life now is easy. So easy that many are looking desperately for problems to fix.

So desperate they're making them up so they can "fix" them.

 

[snow1]

one more I know you guyz can relate too...

 

[guywhofishes]

A good first step in persuasion is not to lie or exaggerate unnecessarily.

 

[SDMF]

This is In my opinion, THE PINNACLE of internet wisdomry:



Anything that prevents "Sidefumbling" has to be pretty wisdom-induced.

 

[guywhofishes]

Love the replies on that video too.

 

[Twitch]

If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything

 

[Zogman]

SDMF, isn't that the same guy that built the Flux Capacitor??? I haven't got mine perfected yet.

 

[guywhofishes]

Power hungry people tend to run for office.

 

[CatDaddy]

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth

 

[guywhofishes]

Socialism is resentment
disguised as compassion
enforced by tyranny
disguised as tolerance

 

[KDM]

Politicians seem to readily put other peoples blood on the line, readily spend other peoples money, readily take other peoples hopes, dreams, and aspirations, and yet somehow FAIL to risk their own. Cops seem all to ready to apply force on others, but cry foul when force is applied to them. Peace begets peace, dialog begets dialog, and force begets force. Was it the politicians and their cop minions or the protesters that rejected peace and dialog and instead brought the violence and force to this protest in Canada??? Do unto others as you would have done unto you!! Thoughts and prayers to those on both sides of the line.

 

[Retired Educator]

Shit happens

Shit happens, but that doesn't mean you have to step in it.

 

[BP338]

 

[Retired-Guy]

I've been to two county fairs and a goat fuck and I ain't never seen anything like this!

 

[DirtyMike]

$20 is $20

 

[johnr]

the happiest day of boat ownership is the day you buy it, the second happiest is the day you sell it.

 

[KDM]

If someone offers you a contract, it's for THEIR benefit because if the contract was for YOUR benefit, you would have offered it to them.

 

[Duckslayer100]

If someone offers you a contract, it's for THEIR benefit because if the contract was for YOUR benefit, you would have offered it to them.

I'm going to use that tactic the next time I'm looking for a job.