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MicLee

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My Father-in-law, when talking about golf trips and having to share beds in a hotel.

"Hole to Hole, or Pole to Pole"
 

Big Iron

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BOAT

Break

Out

Another

Thousand

- - - Updated - - -

If it's got Tits or Tires, it's gonna give you trouble.
 

risingsun

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I used to come unglued back in the day. Now in the last month or so I have become uncunted !!!!!!!
 


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It's only fun and games till someone loses an eye, then it's just hilarious
If you have to ask then you can't afford it
Two wrongs dont make a right
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink
You can't fix stupid
Rode hard put away wet
The whole 9 yards
Earlier bird gets the worm
All work and no play make jack a dull boy
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
If you shake it more then 3 times you are playing with it
Close only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades
It's not how big it is its how you use it.
"JMTC" JayKay
 

lunkerslayer

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Don't bite the hand that feeds you
 


Twitch

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Never pass up a buck on the first day that you’d take on the last day
 

BrokenBackJack

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If you make an error in judgement and learn from it, it is a lesson. If you don't learn from it and do it again, it is a mistake!
 

ORCUS DEMENS

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Addendum to Lunker's
Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and nuclear bursts
No matter where you go, there you are
Sex is like pizza, when its good, its good and when its bad, its still OK
 


Davey Crockett

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Not sure about internet wisdomry but there were so many wise cracks in the oilfield that you couldn't shake a stick at em. I think my favorite was " He can't swim and he blames it on the water." The timing had to be right for that one. Another one was when someone wanted to borrow a pair of gloves , You always gave him the gloves off your hands and put on a new pair. then, "Here yo go, don't let em work you to death."
 

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Fuck around and find out, Donald J. Trump

“Fuck aboot and find oot” - Canadian Truckers

“life is short, make sure you spend as much time arguing with strangers on the internet as possible.”

Not from internet exactly, but anyone who knows these is always welcome at my campfire:
“It doesn’t take rocket appliances to pass grade 10.”
“Get two birds stoned at once.”
“This thing here is smarter than me I guess, but it’s got a battery.”
“Im not a pessimist, I’m an optometrist.”
“Hate to say atodaso, but fuckin atodaso!”
 

JMF

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“Fuck aboot and find oot” - Canadian Truckers

“life is short, make sure you spend as much time arguing with strangers on the internet as possible.”

Not from internet exactly, but anyone who knows these is always welcome at my campfire:
“It doesn’t take rocket appliances to pass grade 10.”
“Get two birds stoned at once.”
“This thing here is smarter than me I guess, but it’s got a battery.”
“Im not a pessimist, I’m an optometrist.”
“Hate to say atodaso, but fuckin atodaso!”

Should I bring a bag of jalapeno chips?
 


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