Fuck around and find out, Donald J. Trump
“Fuck aboot and find oot” - Canadian Truckers
“life is short, make sure you spend as much time arguing with strangers on the internet as possible.”
Not from internet exactly, but anyone who knows these is always welcome at my campfire:
“It doesn’t take rocket appliances to pass grade 10.”
“Get two birds stoned at once.”
“This thing here is smarter than me I guess, but it’s got a battery.”
“Im not a pessimist, I’m an optometrist.”
“Hate to say atodaso, but fuckin atodaso!”