Need a 50-80 lb Pig

[You]

i can pay a premium, no prob. market is $53.20/hundred weight live.

i'll pay $75.00. let me know if you can help!

thanks

 

[KDM]

Do you want it on the hoof or brought to a butcher?? I might have an option for you.

 

[Lycanthrope]

Even better, here is one for free...

http://www.bismanonline.com/mandan_nd/pot_bellied_pig_to_good_home

 

[You]

ur naughty lycan. but we knew that.

on the hoof kdm. i'll be takin it home. i just finished the saddle

 

[Bed Wetter]

ur naughty lycan. but we knew that.

on the hoof kdm. i'll be takin it home. i just finished the saddle

WTH are You up to? LOL

 

[Lycanthrope]

WTH are You up to? LOL

Maybe kiddie pig riding competition? Whoever stays on the longest gets first cut off the grill?

 

[KDM]

PM Sent

 

[You]

I'm gonna b ridin swine in no time! Hey I made a...

 

[Bed Wetter]

I'm gonna b ridin swine in no time! Hey I made a...

You're a poet and you're not even aware of it.

 

[johnr]

Oh so your a pig f**ker... haha

 

[You]

Oh so your a pig f**ker... haha

Not yet

 

[svnmag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmCKvY684WI

 

[dust in the wind]

You don't play banjo by chance do you?

 

[You]

You don't play banjo by chance do you?

Not yet

 

[Sub_Elect]

Ok, so are we gonna get a picture or something before long. My guess is you have a monkey named lumpy that is gonna ride on a home made saddle on a 50-80 lb pig across the sand bars collecting Doritos from smallish children.

 

[espringers]

At the very least, an explanation. Purdy please!

 

[You]

At the very least, an explanation. Purdy please!

best not, not sure if it's legal. do u happen to kno where i can find a GOOD attorney?

 

[johnr]

Nothing worth doing is legal anymore..

 

[Lycanthrope]

Nothing worth doing is legal anymore..

Seems like that unfortunately.... Except in CO, WA, Oregon, DC and Alaska (maybe soon to be Ohio also)!!!

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I wouldnt mind spit roasting this little piggy. She might be a little over 80lbs but Id let it slide....

 

[You]

the anticipation is building........

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fyi - i'll be channeling my inner lycan throughout the entire process