NFL News (Vikings)

[Wally World]

Ole and Sven die in a snomobile accident, drunker than skunks, and go to hell. The devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says”Doesn’t the heat and smoke bother you?” Ole replies, “Vell, ya know, ve’re from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow and ice, an ve’re yust happy fer a chance to varm up a little bit, ya know.” The Devil decides that these two aren’t miserable enough and turns up the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two guys from Minnesota, The Devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished and exclaims, “Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves.” Sven replies, “Vell, ya know, ve don’t get toomuch varm weather up dere at the Falls, so ve’ve yust got ta haff a fish fry ven da veather’s dis nice.” The Devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with an answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The Devil decides to turn the heat off in hell. The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan, or gnash their teeth. The Devil smiles and heads to the room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them in their parkas, bomber hats and mittens. They are jumping up and down, yelling and screaming like mad men. The Devil is dumbfounded, “I don’t understand, when I turn up the heat, you are happy. Now it’s freezing cold and you are still happy. What is wrong with you two?” They both look at the devil i surprise and say, “Vell, don’t ya know, if Hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl!”

 

[Fester]

If he takes the same deal as this year maybe but i would rather roll with the rookie and if we suck a couple years so be it. Finishing middle of the pack every year is getting old

Yup 100% agree. They have a rookie. Use him. Look at how well Bo nix did this year, if JJ cant do that then there are issues.

 

[Eatsleeptrap]

Darnold played his last down in the NFL. Just like Carson Wentz couldn't find a home until KC called, Darnold will be an unsigned free agent next year with a highlight film that includes the last two games. What the hell happened to him?. They should have fed him an aderall smoothie at half time. KOC is not the coach of the year. Coach of the year would have started Daniels in the second half. Flores lost his chance to be a head coach last night. See ya next season. Embrace the suck.

 

[Fester]

Darnold played his last down in the NFL. Just like Carson Wentz couldn't find a home until KC called, Darnold will be an unsigned free agent next year with a highlight film that includes the last two games. What the hell happened to him?. They should have fed him an aderall smoothie at half time. KOC is not the coach of the year. Coach of the year would have started Daniels in the second half. Flores lost his chance to be a head coach last night. See ya next season. Embrace the suck.

Yup second half Darnold should have been benched.

 

[Wally World]

The Vikings could have won this game if they would have given all of the offense players Bic lighters and lit them at the beginning of each play. The Rams would have turned and ran for shelter!

 

[Fester]

The Vikings could have won this game if they would have given all of the offense players Bic lighters and lit them at the beginning of each play. The Rams would have turned and ran for shelter!

Yup o line was run over by the rams but Darnold didnt help by running backwards 20 yards everytime he was gonna get sacked..He needs to review some tapes of Tom Brady on taking a sack. DONT run backwards. As a QB he also needs to adjust to his shitty O line, its what makes a great quarterback.

 

[Kurtr]

Darnold played his last down in the NFL. Just like Carson Wentz couldn't find a home until KC called, Darnold will be an unsigned free agent next year with a highlight film that includes the last two games. What the hell happened to him?. They should have fed him an aderall smoothie at half time. KOC is not the coach of the year. Coach of the year would have started Daniels in the second half. Flores lost his chance to be a head coach last night. See ya next season. Embrace the suck.

It would have to been big pick nick . Danny dimes could only play if the other two were injured he is the emergency qb and does not count against the 53 man roster. Thats why they got rid of rippen and now if he does not resign they get a compesary pick in the draft. But i would not have been mad to see mullens at least throw a couple ints .

Yup o line was run over by the rams but Darnold didnt help by running backwards 20 yards everytime he was gonna get sacked..He needs to review some tapes of Tom Brady on taking a sack. DONT run backwards. As a QB he also needs to adjust to his shitty O line, its what makes a great quarterback.

Just saw a break down and of the 9 sacks darnold held the ball for 4.4 seconds or longer and running straight back it wouldnt matter if it was an all pro oline. They also showed he had a check down open on 7 of the 9 sacks and should have gotten rid of the ball to them.

 

[Rowdie]

 

[Kurtr]

 

[Maddog]