Screw You, Karma!

[Duckslayer100]

Call it Karma. Call it Murphy's Law. Call it plain bad luck. But I FINALLY have a motor on my boat that works, and it's finally seaworthy after years of neglect, and my kid is old enough to go fishing and we're far enough out from the due date that my wife isn't going to suddenly go into labor (fingers crossed) and wouldn't you know it...the balmy sunny weather that was supposed to be Sunday (the only day we have free for the next three weeks) is now low 50s and 90 percent chance of rain.

I'd flick someone off, but wildly waving my hands in the air will draw odd stares from coworkers.

Oh screw it: FFFF YOUUUUUUU KARMA!!! You salty whore, you!!! Gaaaaa!

 

[KDM]

So much for your "Working" motor!! (Grin)

 

[Duckslayer100]

So much for your "Working" motor!! (Grin)

It works but doesn't pay the bills, unfortunately.

 

[DirtyMike]

Tell me about it. I have an early wednesday that I like to sneak away with the boat. Everyone knows I'm done early on wednesday and they seem to think I'm free to do their projects now. Only thing left is the weekends which usually get ruined by wind and rain. Hell of a nice Thursday we're having here.

 

[johnr]

I am heading to Mandan to pick up my new ride on Saturday, hoping it isn't the usual 40mph windy Saturday that we seem to have for 5 weekends going.

 

[DirtyMike]

juan and his buddies

 

[wildeyes]

nice John Got a 1000 miles in this year started in Feb.

 

[DirtyMike]

I am heading to Mandan to pick up my new ride on Saturday, hoping it isn't the usual 40mph windy Saturday that we seem to have for 5 weekends going.

shes a beaut clark

 

[johnr]

Yup, im the tuba guy in the rear left...haha, love me some tuba music while we ride.

 

[Brian Halse]

Johnnie,
I would look at the forecast before you buy that one way ticket coming East. Pretty sure it says 60% chance of rain and gusts to 40 mph.

 

[shorthairsrus]

spring --- OVERRATTED!!!

IMO - we don't get decent weather until the 2nd week of July -- and then it ends in 2nd week of August. The rest of the time is crap shoot with most days being $hitty.

 

[KDM]

spring --- OVERRATTED!!!

IMO - we don't get decent weather until the 2nd week of July -- and then it ends in 2nd week of August. The rest of the time is crap shoot with most days being $hitty.

Did you stub your toe getting out of bed this morning Mr. Debbie Downer????? Come on out to my place, we'll pop the top on a few cold ones, and see if we can get you to a happy place again. (Grin)

 

[deleted member]

He's right. Weather in this titty sprinkling state sucks rocky Mountain oysters. We make up for it though with friends, family, things to hook in the mouth, things to shoot in the face and other types of generally awesome things.

 

[Allen]

Personally, I like cool weather with enough of a breeze to keep the skeeters at bay.

 

[deleted member]

Titty sprinkles you Allen.

 

[Captain Ahab]

This spring has been a brutal BI%$# in the NE. Especially the weekends. We are staring down another brutal wind and temperature dip this weekend. I have found myself "doing things around the house" on weekends. This crap needs to change.

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I am heading to Mandan to pick up my new ride on Saturday, hoping it isn't the usual 40mph windy Saturday that we seem to have for 5 weekends going.

What's the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner, Juan?



A: Placement of the dirt bag.

:;: Looks nice!

 

[Zogman]

spring --- OVERRATTED!!!

IMO - we don't get decent weather until the 2nd week of July -- and then it ends in 2nd week of August. The rest of the time is crap shoot with most days being $hitty.

Just want to make your day. This old lazy, worthless, ignorant Baby Boomer will give I said GIVE you a gallon of E-tec/100 oil.
Been sitting in my garage in GF for a year now. Send me a PM if you are ever coming to GF.

 

[deleted member]

If by "doing things around the house ", you mean the wife and drinking beer and whisky, then we are on the same page.

 

[Fishmission]

It has been a long rough mofo this spring
Finally slipped away to Sak yesterday for a two hr tour.
I did not fish the boat fest going on at the East End
went a little further west and ran into a few of my favorite buddies

 

[Enslow]

We just had the mildest winter you will ever see in ND. this spring has been windy but thats pretty normal for springs in ND. Just sayin.