The Dog Thread

[DirtyMike]

The big kennel just arrived via ups today at the office.

 

[701FishSlayer]

Black Russian Terrier. She is a cow.

 

[guywhofishes]

never rubbed my dogs nose in shit, cause they never made that mistake in my house. But when you purchase a fancy new "pillow" and come home and its all tore to bits, I kinda wanted to rub his nose in shit... relax guys, I said kinda wanted to.

one guy threatened to rub poopie in my face if I was to deuce on the ice, he must have thought I ruined a pillow

we never really had to discipline Royce for doo doo or destroying beds. when Royce did bad things (or felt the urge) he would come to us, we sat down and reasoned with him, he nodded sheepishly in agreement, we shared a group hug, then went on with some wholesome wrestling and fetch games

this isn't rocket science guys

 

[wildeyes]

Jess is what we call this hunting/fishing machine
She's a british lab .

 

[Bed Wetter]

having owned a dozen or more dogs, I have yet to have one that will not destroy those bed pillow things. Within a week of getting them, my dogs have them ripped apart and the filling all over the place.
I now use an old shaggy rug, tough as queer sauce, that the dog is incapable of destroying, ripping, etc. I want them to be comfy but them sonsabitches (literally) don't seem to understand the purpose of these comforts.

As a pup, our dog couldn't go a day without shredding her bed, even with ample exercise and chew toys. We got her some type of Kevlar tuffdog pillow that was guaranteed to withstand chewing, 90 day replacement guarantee. She wrecked it the first day. Not too much chewing anymore but she'll still snatch food, lip balm and toothpaste left unattended on table tops.

 

[SDMF]

Originally Posted by Ghost
Hahaha. You are soooo going to be a dad inside a year.





you want to put some money on this.

I'd put $100 on her being knocked up inside of 12Mo, but, new parents need the money so I don't want to take yours.

 

[Kurtr]

seems a new poll i needed

 

[guywhofishes]

dirtymike is Master of his Domain.... so "I'm out" of any betting against him

 

[Feildhunter701]

 

[DirtyMike]

dirtymike is Master of his Domain.... so "I'm out" of any betting against him

Rings DO close holes.

 

[ELLS]

Our tank Zach. 90lbs of cuddle buddy turned hunter in the fall. But loves the water in the summer.

 

[johnr]

Rings DO close holes.

Poor bastard, you picked up the wrong ring. I found an engagement mood ring and locked it in the horny mood

 

[nxtgeneration]

Just picked her up on monday. 1/2 GSP 1/2 Irish Setter. No name yet so we are taking suggestions.

 

[DirtyMike]

Just picked her up on monday. 1/2 GSP 1/2 Irish Setter. No name yet so we are taking suggestions.

Never seen that mix before. Be interesting to see her as an adult. We've been struggling with names as well so I'm of no help.

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Poor bastard, you picked up the wrong ring. I found an engagement mood ring and locked it in the horny mood

I thought I found one of them as well. Turns out I was wrong to trust a Minnesotan once again.

 

[svnmag]

She's very stately--Charlotte came to mind

 

[SDMF]

Just picked her up on monday. 1/2 GSP 1/2 Irish Setter. No name yet so we are taking suggestions.

DAMNIT!!!!!!! For short with a registered name of: Damnit get over here you sonovabitch.​

 

[guywhofishes]

Just picked her up on monday. 1/2 GSP 1/2 Irish Setter. No name yet so we are taking suggestions.

Stella

 

[nxtgeneration]

DAMNIT!!!!!!! For short with a registered name of: Damnit get over here you sonovabitch.​

Ha. If we don't pick one soon she will be thinking this is her name.

 

[guywhofishes]

or something astronomic (but not fruity) that plays off the bright star on her chest

 

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Stella

Id laugh nearly every time the dog was yelled at while afield.