Farts that turn into more
Politics on a outdoors site
^^^there'd be no purpose in life for a giant asshole without
Politics on a outdoors site
^^^there'd be no purpose in life for a giant asshole without
I’ve wanted to puke for years. But surgery put a end to that.
I let a friend borrow my truck to go fishing once. They left a bag of smelt in there and I didn't realize it until it was too late. I had a work truck so my truck sat for two weeks in the summer until I discovered the rotting bag.
When I opened the door I almost couldn't stop gagging...the smell stayed for a very long time...glad that thing got totaled in an accident...
Disney
Many years ago my sister Sally was on a bus to the Special Olympics in Minot...they had lunch somewhere in Minot and halfway back to Bismarck they had to pull the bus over cause everyone was puking and/or shitting in the aisle from a bad lunch...so they moved the shit show to the side of the road outside the bus. One of the caregivers told me it was "one hell of a long drive"...The smell or watching someone else puking,iffin I catch a whiff of jiff from someone else puking on a drunkin bender I'm kicking that person in the ass and puking myself....ishta,nice topic.
Blaming the dog. Scoundrel maneuver 101.The dog ate some left over meatloaf that had gone bad, his farts for 2 days would not only make one gag, and almost puke, but it pisses my off as he seems to have to lay right next to me when he does this.
I guess I should have just thrown it out, but he loves icky left overs so much.
DB is honest in his stories, I will hand him that because I can relate to most of them. LBI do love your lifes stories DB.