My local grocery store starting making sushi rolls this week in the deli. I decide it was time to try it considering I’m a meat and potatoes guy and all other food be damned, it wasn’t bad at all. I’ll get it again considering at least once a week I make a trip there, my new treat. That little glob of green pasty shit sure knocked my dick in the dirt though, it should’ve come with a warning of some kind to not eat it all at once on one piece, I’ll avoid that glob from now on because I’m pretty sure it tried to kill me.