Women ideas!!!

[Lycanthrope]

Ok guys, lets hear about those great, world changing ideas your women have come up with. Ill post a few of my Ex's best to get things started.....

She doesnt like driving at night because she cant see well in the dark so she came up with the idea of putting street lights along EVERY paved road in the state. Besides allowing her to see better at night, she felt this would save a lot of animals (specifically deer) from getting hit by cars!

One winter when the snow was piling up pretty high along the curbs in Bismarck, she came up with the idea that to solve the snow problem (it was high enough that you couldnt see over the piles on many roads), the city should:
A) Build a big building and haul all the snow into the building. The building would be heated so the snow would all melt and then it could be allowed to drain into the sewer system.
B) Dig a big hole and dump all the snow into the hole.... (no consideration given to the fact that this would turn into a lake at some point)

These still make me chuckle a bit, anyone else have some good 'women ideas' to share? (I already know about Hillary's private email server, so dont bother posting that!)

 

[guywhofishes]

 

[KDM]

When my wife has an idea...............I listen and pay attention. I've learned the hard way that to do otherwise, is definately a BAD idea.

 

[frozen4sioux]

Im thinking a Divorce attorney having a slow month, hacked the accounts here and has set out the bait.

Nice try offices of:
Leaveum
Skrewum &
Taketheirshyte

 

[MuskyManiac]

 

[johnr]

mrs johnr had the blatant idea that I would change our children's diapers. Well I am pretty sure that happened maybe once, and when I got shit all over the carpet and walls in the process I was relieved of that horrible idea.
Otherwise she has much better ideas than me, and is generally a better person too.

 

[H82bogey]

I once had a women have the idea that I should hunt/fish less and spend more time with her. She didn't like to do either. Last I heard she has two kids from two separate people(neither are mine), and I have 5 archery tags to fill and a full freezer of walleye fillets. Nothing like dodging the land mines.

 

[svnmag]

Sorry, I can see the merit in her snow ideas with some tweaking. EPA would probably dick it up. Can also sympathize with the night driving. Again, sorry. Is she hot?

 

[Brian Renville]

My wife makes appointment for the kids knowing full well she won't be the one who has to take them to those appointments. In fact I'll be heading 35 miles to one of those in about an hour only to turn right around and drive back to work.

 

[Lycanthrope]

Sorry, I can see the merit in her snow ideas with some tweaking. EPA would probably dick it up. Can also sympathize with the night driving. Again, sorry. Is she hot?

She was. Probably still is I guess, if you add one of those "for her age" things to the end and look at her with someone elses eyes....

 

[deleted member]

mine married me. pretty much the dumbest idea EVA!

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seriously though... those darn home improvement shows are gonna be the death of many marriages and the depletion of many savings accounts. very few of them realize that just because they were able to remodel the entire damn house in one hour long episode that it might actually take more than an hour to accomplish it. my wife is constantly asking when i am gonna do "the addition". i keep answering "when i have 3 months off and 75K in the bank". then reality sets in and she forgets about it for about 2 days. then asks the same thing again. funny.... cause she is like an elephant when it comes to shit i've done wrong or that she perceives i did wrong... usually the latter. but, when it comes to stupid stuff she has done or asks, her mind becomes a sieve or epic proportions and it just runs thru her like water.

got an office partner (hope she doesn't read this). we each pay about $425/month the entire amount of which is deductible. that includes all utilities. for some reason, she thinks it would be cost effective to purchase a $200,000 building, pour about 50-75K into "remodeling" it... knock this wall down, partition off this section, dig a big f7cking hole over there, blah, blah, blah... rent a space out to jane doe to help pay the mortgage, etc... i explain to her that if you add up taxes, utilities, insurance and interest on a $250,000 building you are probably at $650/month before you can blink. it would take roughly 75 years to recoup that $250,000 considering we would save about 200/month or 100/month each. she says "you're right". then a week later wants to go look at another property.

after conversing with women, i often times find myself saying, "you can't make this shit up".

 

[Captain Ahab]

mrs johnr had the blatant idea that I would change our children's diapers. Well I am pretty sure that happened maybe once, and when I got shit all over the carpet and walls in the process I was relieved of that horrible idea.
Otherwise she has much better ideas than me, and is generally a better person too.

Lucky. In my world there is a pretend "scoreboard" that she totes around in her head where I need to change approximately the same amount of diapers as she does. When the number skews in her direction the next whiff of poo brings a swift and immediate order of the court and myself becomes sentenced with poo duty.

 

[deleted member]

this thread has some serious potential! thanks from now until eternity. i will probably be able to keep it active 24/7/365 if i want.

 

[Sub_Elect]

This sends my mind realing. I feel...I feel...effit!

 

[Brian Renville]

Lucky. In my world there is a pretend "scoreboard" that she totes around in her head where I need to change approximately the same amount of diapers as she does. When the number skews in her direction the next whiff of poo brings a swift and immediate order of the court and myself becomes sentenced with poo duty.

If your scoreboard is anything like the one I'm on, her "chores" are immediately tripled compared to mine. I get 1 for giving the kids a bath, she gets 3. Diapers, dishes, anything else is just the same. Also if any of the kids fart it's eww hahaha. If I do it's "WTF!!! ICK!! What's the matter with you!?!!

 

[H82bogey]

Or how about when you are out fishing with the significant other and you have your limit of walleye by 10am and she says "we have our limit, lets head back to get some stuff done around the house". My response "Umm, so just because I have my limit, I can't catch and release? Well looks like you have no need to go shoe shopping ever again."

 

[DirtyMike]

I second the chores. I'm reminded that I only have to mow the lawn once (maybe twice) a week. She has to do dishes (that I help with), cook (which I clean up and put away leftovers), and clean (she apparently thinks dusting is a once a year thing). After some arguing, I tell her I'll switch jobs as soon as she figures out how to start the lawn mower. This apparently is marriage and I manage on a day to day basis. I've learned to keep a stash of menards bags in the garage. For what you may ask. To stuff scheels bags into so I can walk into the house without having to make up a lie about why I needed a 33rd of the same lure.

 

[deleted member]

on the scoreboard thingy... mine is always threatening to "write shit down" when it comes to who did what and when (good stuff she has done and bad stuff i've done of course). i chuckle and say, "go for it. then you will see how f8cking crazy you are". she "writes stuff down" for about 1.2 days. then reality sets in again and i figure she begins to realize how crazy she is (not truly holding my breath on that though). she then conveniently quits keeping "score" again until the same time the following month.

i on the other hand am a bit more meticulous about "writing" one particular thing down on the calendar. i've got her "clock" marked on the calendar like a lunar cycle. anytime she starts on her monthly downward spiral, i just walk by the calendar and put a big X thru the entire day. the X is surprisingly regular. i think it could give NASA's atomic clock a run for its money.

 

[Ragnar]

Wife read somewhere that if you give your Lab a tablespoon of veggie oil with his dog food it will really put a nice shine on the Dogs coat. Being a good ND girl, she though if a table spoon is good a half cup must be better..... The carpet looked like a wheat field with crop circles, except the crop circles were something like dogshit, don't know for sure, just know it came out of my dog. Not in just one room but in every room in the house, there was even crap on the walls. I felt really bad for my hunting buddy, but he got over it. Did'nt feel real bad for my wife as she steam cleaned everything for about the next week.

 

[deleted_account]

The imaginary scoreboard thing is a never ending battle.