How do you pee out of a kayak?
http://www.ultraskiff.com/
This is what I would get instead of a Kayak just for the stability. It may be a bit clumsy to move, but so is a kayak. I like the fact you are up above the water and can move around.
Make sure you wear a life jacket.
like you don't do enough damage from shore ;:;banghead
How do you pee out of a kayak?
A canoe would work too for all of your blue num num adventures...