I sure hope no one is ever, and I mean ever walking on the sidewalk in front of my home and steps unto my lawn, for any reason whatsoever, I will come uncorked, and possibly blow 4 blood vessels in my big fat mongoloid head screaming for what will likely be hours at them. They have no right to touch my grass, its trespassing, and will be the biggest ordeal in my entire life, likely causing a stroke, but I will be right, and that is more important than anything.
Remember its nice to be important, however its more important to be nice.
I really pity this insane clown, and what his family must have to deal with iffn they spill the milk.