I inadvertently took a absolutely vile shit in the women's bathroom of the DL Hardee's (the old one before it burnt down) after a long day of ice fishing/drinking. Midway through the process, I hear someone come in and enter the stall next to me, sit down, pee, and then quickly get up and leave. My first thought was why the hell did they sit down to take a piss and then as they were leaving I caught a glimpse of the person through the crack in the stall door and thought to myself that that was a weird outfit for a man to be wearing. That is when the severity of the situation started to sink in. I'm guessing when she sat down and noticed my size 13 snow boots in the next stall over she realized what was going on. The worst part was having to finish my burger with her giving me dirty looks from across the dining area. In my defense, the restroom doors were poorly marked...