Favorite cold or flu symptom

[JayKay]

The worst for me is having the shits so bad my balls are mud flaps.

This one... is the winner.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I had the flu this summer. Never got it in the summer before. The wringing wet bed sweats and overall feeling of death was fun.

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Doing 180 degree toilet olympics is right up there too.

 

[Retired-Guy]

I think I cracked a rib just laughing at some of these posts! LOL