Festivus for the rest of us!

[Kurtr]

you live off the land process your own meat and wrangle free range chickens.....

i want free range chickens still have night mares of getting in trouble and having to clean a chicken coop

 

[KDM]

Hitting a couple deer with my vehicles doesn't quite count as processing and making your wife wrangle the chickens cuz their pecks pinch my fingers hardly makes me a pioneer. I did "gather" a pumpkin off the neighbors step a couple days ago. Does that count??

 

[svnmag]

I would like to have chickens to improve my golf swing and aim.

 

[johnr]

I would like to have chickens so when I am telling people about my chickens I wouldn't be lying.

 

[Bed Wetter]

Johnr: ditto on the unikorn wife thing.

SVN: ditto on the failure to share whatever it is you are on.

ahab: must you catch every big fish possible? leave some for the rest of us

wags: we met once. you don't seem nearly as cool as these other fellas make you out to be. so, until i see pics, i believe very little of what i hear regarding wags' shags.

Bahahahahaha! Wag's shags - sounds like a hipster dive bar.

 

[svnmag]

That was beautiful Juanner.

 

[deleted_account]

Bahahahahaha! Wag's shags - sounds like a hipster dive bar.

quit calling me a hipster you gear-queer

 

[svnmag]

You a damn hipster Waggletron?

 

[johnr]

a hipster doufus

 

[Captain Ahab]

Bed Wetter-- Stop the self-loathing. You have the confidence of a pubescent teenage ginger with bad acne and a small penis. Start listening to Stewart Smalley.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ldAQ6Rh5ZI

 

[SDMF]

List of Grievances:
5. SDMF and his fantasy gear

It's not fantasy. If I say I've got it, I've got it.

 

[svnmag]

It's not fantasy. If I say I've got it, I've got it.

What if your hair is on fire and your ass is catching?

 

[MSA]

Meeting dirtymike and finding out his name aint mike
Meeting guywhofishes and finding out his name aint guy
Meeting wags and finding out he aint half as talkative in real life as he is online.
Meeting NDA members on the water and not finding out theyre NDA members for a month.
Meeting svnmag and hes not drunk or high.
Meeting BIGJ and he still hasnt tried to touch me in a naughty way like he always promises

 

[svnmag]

I've seen you out and about a couple times but I don't believe we've spoken.

 

[johnr]

You've meet svnmag?

I picture him as a shorter fella, with curly yellow hair, and a sweet handlebar stash. Wearing a Rush t-shirt, and bubbles type eye glasses. Likely wearing boots like Napoleon D, and carrying a lantern.

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would you trust him with your wife?

 

[Ericb]

You've meet svnmag?

I picture him as a shorter fella, with curly yellow hair, and a sweet handlebar stash. Wearing a Rush t-shirt, and bubbles type eye glasses. Likely wearing boots like Napoleon D, and carrying a lantern.

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would you trust him with your wife?

I was thinking bubbles as well!


I guess a creeper stash wouldnt be to much of a surprise.

 

[Bed Wetter]

Meeting dirtymike and finding out his name aint mike

That's disappointing. Mrs. Bed Wetter needed to see a chiropractor the other day and asked for my input. I said, "I hear good things about this guy in Bismarck. Goes by Dirty Mike." She replies, "No thanks, I'm not traveling to Bismarck."

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You know svn, I think we might have just the girl for you. Inquire with Wags.

I've always kinda pictured svn as somewhere between Brad Pitt as Mickey O'Neil (the gypsy in Snatch), Hunter S Thompson, and John Malkovich in RED.

 

[MSA]

I've seen you out and about a couple times but I don't believe we've spoken.

We havnt, that was more of a joke. I figured as much as youre talking about the tailrace it was just a matter of time before you picked my awesomeness out of the crowd. Im usually the one doing the exact opposite of everyone else down there.

 

[deleted_account]

That's disappointing. Mrs. Bed Wetter needed to see a chiropractor the other day and asked for my input. I said, "I hear good things about this guy in Bismarck. Goes by Dirty Mike." She replies, "No thanks, I'm not traveling to Bismarck."

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You know svn, I think we might have just the girl for you. Inquire with Wags.

I've always kinda pictured svn as somewhere between Brad Pitt as Mickey O'Neil (the gypsy in Snatch), Hunter S Thompson, and John Malkovich in RED.

Yes to all of this

 

[Marbleyes]

I picture wags as madmartigan from willow...before he was let out of his cage. I picture SDMF as madmartigan after he was let out of his cage.