If you could describe your golf game as an animal, what would it be?

[NPO_Aaron]

Mine is a moose. Wild and normally found deep in the bush.

 

[KDM]

A Chupacabra!! My golf game is non-existent.

 

[guywhofishes]

Snake.

Whispers sweet nothings into your head on the 1 in 10 good shots you make.

Secretly revels in your embarrassment during the other 9.

 

[DirtyMike]

Like a woman. Precise, methodical, and in the turn of the second hand, completely unpredictable. I golfed a 79 the other week. First time I've broken 80. Very first round of the year with no trips to the range. I cannot and will not improve on that so I put the clubs back in storage.

 

[dust in the wind]

non-existent like the T-Rex.

 

[Vollmer]

Miley Cyrus. I suck!

 

[svnmag]

Male Snowy Egret.

 

[Davey Crockett]

Gelding, I used to be a stud but the doctor took a knife to my b b b b back, I haven't golfed since but I still have my balls and my clubs.

 

[Colonel Angus]

My old yellow lab.....It comes around when there is beer present.

 

[PAIN]

a skunk, it stinks! or a honeybadger, because I don't care...

 

[Fracman]

Like a woman. Precise, methodical, and in the turn of the second hand, completely unpredictable. I golfed a 79 the other week. First time I've broken 80. Very first round of the year with no trips to the range. I cannot and will not improve on that so I put the clubs back in storage.

That is pretty good for 9 holes what did you score for 18

 

[FishReaper]

DoDo bird. Its alway been ugly, now it doesnt even exist

 

[DirtyMike]

That is pretty good for 9 holes what did you score for 18

hardy har har. Believe me, I had two other people add the scores up.

 

[deleted_account]

An eagle. I fly through the course quickly because if it's nice enough to golf id rather catch fish.

 

[Wild and Free]

A Badger, when I am done it looks like a badger got done chasing a gopher around and digging test holes at every swing.

I could just as well weld an old rotor tiller tine to a pipe and go play rather than use those high dollar clubs.:;:lame

 

[arrowdem]

my golf game doesnt have a name... its just damn ugly!

 

[martinslanding]