If you could describe your golf game as an animal, what would it be?



guywhofishes

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Snake.

Whispers sweet nothings into your head on the 1 in 10 good shots you make.

Secretly revels in your embarrassment during the other 9.

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Like a woman. Precise, methodical, and in the turn of the second hand, completely unpredictable. I golfed a 79 the other week. First time I've broken 80. Very first round of the year with no trips to the range. I cannot and will not improve on that so I put the clubs back in storage.
 


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Gelding, I used to be a stud but the doctor took a knife to my b b b b back, I haven't golfed since but I still have my balls and my clubs.
 

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a skunk, it stinks! or a honeybadger, because I don't care...
 


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Like a woman. Precise, methodical, and in the turn of the second hand, completely unpredictable. I golfed a 79 the other week. First time I've broken 80. Very first round of the year with no trips to the range. I cannot and will not improve on that so I put the clubs back in storage.
That is pretty good for 9 holes what did you score for 18
 

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An eagle. I fly through the course quickly because if it's nice enough to golf id rather catch fish.
 

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A Badger, when I am done it looks like a badger got done chasing a gopher around and digging test holes at every swing.

I could just as well weld an old rotor tiller tine to a pipe and go play rather than use those high dollar clubs.:;:lame
 
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