Words you don't want to hear!

[Finaddict]

Subject: Words You Don't Want To Hear . . . .


Words You Don't Want To Hear . . .

After my Prostate Exam, as the Doctor left, the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear at that time: "Who Was That?"

 

[lunkerslayer]

Please! Don't! Stop! Unless it's "please don't stop!"

 

[svnmag]

Are you that guy from Night Ranger?

 

[3Roosters]

Hillary wins the Presidency

 

[martinslanding]

"I am from Wisconsin, can I fish by you"

 

[lunkerslayer]

Hey you are in my tree stand!

 

[Brian Renville]

Does this look infected to you?

 

[JayKay]

Does this look infected?

haha, see above.

No, really, I think this is infected. It's starting to smell.

 

[H82bogey]

Is it in?

 

[lunkerslayer]

Does this dress make me look fat?

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Is it in?

I don't know I can't feel nothing:;:muahaha

 

[Account Deleted]

Unsuccessful.

 

[WormWiggler]

"That's not it."

 

[johnr]

we give you about a month to live

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where is your other hand?

 

[svnmag]

Your gay lover tells you he's late after a fondue party.

 

[johnr]

your fired

 

[svnmag]

You just made me rich.

 

[SDMF]

"I'm from the Government and I'm here to help."

 

[BBQBluesMan]

HEN!!

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I'm sorry we don't accept credit cards

Theres some geese! Nope f@&$ing cormorants

 

[Captain Ahab]

Hi, I am Jim and I am here to commend a young man for helping a cancer patient by shaving his head.

 

[lunkerslayer]

;:;funnypost