Women ideas!!!

[Lycanthrope]

LOL!;:;funnypost

Laugh if you must, but having a little extra gas along has saved my ass a few times! Works good for starting a fire or burning a witch also, in an emergency....

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I was installing the windshield on the ranger tonight, Mrs johnr asks what more are you adding to this machine, and I say does it even matter. She then suggest I take my tongue out of her ass....haha
We are heading to Tschida tomorrow for a weekend of hooptido and she was loading all the food, clothes, shenanigans etc, that's when me installing the new windshield became the issue. And when I somehow talked her into also making dinner, after she helped me finish the installation process...
Haha I might teach a class, registration starts tomorrow

I need windshield replaced in my truck, what do you charge

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My wife's cousin was upset with the dandelions in her yard so she got the pump sprayer out and filled it up with Roundup. She did get rid of the dandelions. Plus a good amount of the nice green grass.

I know a woman who did this also, very nice lawn. Killed the weeds great, and lawn looked like crap for a long time afterward. I shoulda taken pictures, happened just a block from my house.

 

[Colonel Angus]

Mine had the great idea to paint the whole inside of the house before winter, walls and ceilings. I said go for it. She got as far as taking down all the pictures and stuff off the walls and covering up the dining room table. That was a month ago. Now I'm the bad guy.....

 

[Zogman]

I too am very lucky. After 7 years in the old Red Ranger she said to me as we were storing the boat for the winter, "I think we need to get a new boat for next year". No lie.

I have a friend who says he "married a fox that turned into a pit bull". ;:;banghead OUCH.

 

[WormWiggler]

Mine is all right and I love her dearly but I wish I would have shopped more and chose better.

 

[Kurtr]

I let my wife read this and she reminded me of all the stuff I haven't done....... while laughing at how much alike alot of the stories are. Minus the cleaning of the explosive diarrhea. I would have been cleaning that up

 

[Brian Renville]

Mine had the great idea to paint the whole inside of the house before winter, walls and ceilings. I said go for it. She got as far as taking down all the pictures and stuff off the walls and covering up the dining room table. That was a month ago. Now I'm the bad guy.....

Oh ya there has been plenty of "I want to do"s that turn into "you're going to do". As soon as I say I don't want any part of an idea I'm the one with the problem.

 

[Sum1]

I too am very lucky. After 7 years in the old Red Ranger she said to me as we were storing the boat for the winter, "I think we need to get a new boat for next year". No lie.

Let us know how this turns out when "next year" has actually arrived.

 

[Zogman]

Let us know how this turns out when "next year" has actually arrived.

Traded the boat 3 weeks later. Found one in a showroom. She said: "I like that one", I said: "me too". Done deal!

 

[sl1000794]

Wife and I both say "I can wallpaper or you can wallpaper - but WE cannot wallpaper." Been there, done that, it's for sure.

 

[thriller1]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^This is no lie. I have done "assembly" type work my whole life. I think it is more work than fun. My wife on the other hand thinks putting together stuff is fun. It didn't take long to realize we cannot work together on these types of projects. EVER. I go into a frenzy each time she holds the hammer wrong, runs the drill in reverse (then argues with me when I tell her she is in reverse), thinks screws and nails are the same thing, etc. Anytime she comes home with an item that needs to be assembled, you can find me at the river fishing.

 

[tikkalover]

Did this with my wife today as 1. If I would of let her do it alone it would of taken 2 days to do,and 2 the neighbors would look at it and say "who put up that crooked thing"!

 

[SupressYourself]

It's funny to see how many others also deal with the 'imaginary scoreboard'. I've tried to explain to her that keeping score is petty and stupid (especially since she only keeps positive points for herself and negative ones for me), but that only lost me more points.

 

[k9guy82]

This thread is great! LOL! .....My wife's idea was to take a guided fishing trip out at devils lake for our honeymoon. I must have married that unicorn folks keep talking about.

 

[ISELLGUNS]

My wife's cousin was upset with the dandelions in her yard so she got the pump sprayer out and filled it up with Roundup. She did get rid of the dandelions. Plus a good amount of the nice green grass.

She should have one heck of a crop of dandy's next year. Maybe enough to make wine.

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[Brian Renville]

This thread is great! LOL! .....My wife's idea was to take a guided fishing trip out at devils lake for our honeymoon. I must have married that unicorn folks keep talking about.

 

[johnr]

We have made the decision to move. mrs johnr is working like a damn fool to get the house looking all spiffy to get it on the market. She has us down to getting it sold in 18 days, and I believe she will make this happen.
I on the other hand spent the night watching the Denver game, whilst she spent 9 hours from 3pm till midnight getting stuff clean and neat.
I asked if she wanted some help with things, and she said nope, I want it done right...haha

 

[JayKay]

We have made the decision to move. mrs johnr is working like a damn fool to get the house looking all spiffy to get it on the market. She has us down to getting it sold in 18 days, and I believe she will make this happen.
I on the other hand spent the night watching the Denver game, whilst she spent 9 hours from 3pm till midnight getting stuff clean and neat.
I asked if she wanted some help with things, and she said nope, I want it done right...haha

Exact same thing happened to me, about 3 years ago, when we moved within Bismarck. Then I woke up and started working.

Juanner, where are you moving to?

 

[Ericb]

Well I tell ya I must have it pretty good, seriously. I have rarely had to do half the stuff she does. I effed up a few loads of laundry, now I have been banned from it, I used bleach to clean the kitchen floor once and screwed up a fancy rug her mother had given her, now that is something I am not allowed to do either.
Come to think of it, other than cooking on the grill or in the smoker I do none of the inside house hold duties. I mow the yard, weed trim, shovel/blow the snow, wash the vehicles, handle the oil changes, fix broken stuff, purchase the things that are needed for the liquor cabinet, and stock the beer fridge. You know the fun stuff.

You younger guys need to learn to "sell" the mrs into her duty's, its not any different than our grandfathers did, just takes a little fancier talk and a present from time to time. Positive reinforcement is for real.

Haha, I read my wife that post and now she knows I'm not the only one not allowed to do household chores. The first time my wife bought those little dish detergent tabs I was looking for our normal box of powder dish soap. Couldn't figure out what to use so I used the liquid dish soap. Might of thrown in a little extra as I'm not big on scrubbing dishes. I left figuring I had been such a great husband for the day. Came home and she was pissed apparently that'll fill the kitchen up with suds. She got to clean up the mess and redo the dishes. Unless I'm cooking dinner I'm banned from the kitchen.

 

[Allen]

Haha, I read my wife that post and now she knows I'm not the only one not allowed to do household chores. The first time my wife bought those little dish detergent tabs I was looking for our normal box of powder dish soap. Couldn't figure out what to use so I used the liquid dish soap. Might of thrown in a little extra as I'm not big on scrubbing dishes. I left figuring I had been such a great husband for the day. Came home and she was pissed apparently that'll fill the kitchen up with suds. She got to clean up the mess and redo the dishes. Unless I'm cooking dinner I'm banned from the kitchen.

LOL, my stepfather did that about 20 years ago and has never been allowed to touch the dishwasher since. About 35 yrs ago I watched him take some hamburger, squish it into a patty between two slices of bread, and then toss it into the microwave for the standard 2.5 minutes all the sammiches at the gas station needed to heat them up. He hasn't operated the microwave much since then either. Smart man, it took me a long time to figure out the genius behind it all.

 

[lunkerslayer]

Greatest advice " quit being an asshole" and don't buy white underwear ;:;banghead