You can’t drink or eat with a titty in your mouthWhat's a big ole titty going to do for yah, "stirthepot" emoji
You can’t drink or eat with a titty in your mouthWhat's a big ole titty going to do for yah, "stirthepot" emoji
odd... babies do it all the time...You can’t drink or eat with a titty in your mouth
You can’t drink or eat with a titty in your mouth
Dry January? Thankgoodness we have gummies to keep the party goin.Dry January Lament
Thirty days has September, April, June and November.
Unless a leap year is its fate, February has twenty-eight.
All the rest have three days more, excepting January, which has six thousand, one hundred and eighty-four.
[stolen from some guy named Brian Bilston]
I started January 23. Still going strong. Fuck that poison gimme a big fat hooter.
I started January 23. Still going strong. Fuck that poison gimme a big fat hooter.
I hope you're talking about weed. Although nowadays you never know.
I figure your days are naturally numbered...it's in the cards. Some smoke 2 packs a day, drink breakfast, dinner, and supper...and die in their 90s. Others eat healthy, abstain from the good shit, and their heart says "Fuck it" at 40. I think "do what you wanna do" might be best.
Funny thing on Saturday I go to my club to meet a couple with mrs johnr, and the waitress brings over my usual double vodka water, with a slice of lime. I say "I am just having water tonight" she laughs and walks away. Had to ask her back and gift my drink to someone else. Took mrs johnr to convince her I was on a water wagon...hahaCome February…
Indeed!If it hurts to be ”dry” for a month, you probably should stay dry until it no longer hurts.