Our Wives ...

[PrairieGhost]

Been nice knowing you Vollmer Bobbit.

 

[Bullsnake]

Maybe you could just tell her she is a fat bitch too.
When mrs johnr takes things the wrong way, I tend to pile it on. No rest for the wicked

LMAO

 

[Petras]

anyone know where Vollmer lives? i feel we may need to send the 5.0 in for a wellness check to make sure he's still alive

 

[Biglunch]

Yep, was exactly what huntinfor fish said, was joking about his wife possibly killing him lol.
bckhntr's avatar is pointing at you biglunch. :;:stirthepot

my mistake and no im not that guy:;:sorry

 

[701FishSlayer]

The obligatory facebook happy b day wishes....The obligatory happy anniversary post....Does anybody feel like people are just waiting for others to post on their timeline when it's one of those events? And then when they don't see posts from certain people wishing them happy bday or whatever they get offended. Know what I'm saying here people? People take this facebook stuff way too serious. I purposely skip posting on people's timelines for those events, I don't want to feel like I'm obligated to let somebody know that I know it's their birthday or anniversary, or some other event. I mean, maybe I'm just crazy but you get the idea. Facebook has gotten out of control.

 

[Kurtr]

The obligatory facebook happy b day wishes....The obligatory happy anniversary post....Does anybody feel like people are just waiting for others to post on their timeline when it's one of those events? And then when they don't see posts from certain people wishing them happy bday or whatever they get offended. Know what I'm saying here people? People take this facebook stuff way too serious. I purposely skip posting on people's timelines for those events, I don't want to feel like I'm obligated to let somebody know that I know it's their birthday or anniversary, or some other event. I mean, maybe I'm just crazy but you get the idea. Facebook has gotten out of control.

My way of dealing with that is I.don't say anything to anyone.

 

[Brian Renville]

 

[raider]

it'll get better in time v...

after bout 20 years, you will just tell each other to f off and each go do your own thing for a couple days... after that you will both be happy, relaxed, and content cuz you both just did whatever you wanted... kiss and make up... done...

with enough practice, you will both learn to plan your "disagreements" to coincide with things on your calendars... works great, and no actual fight needed... and it's way safer to get into an argument than tell her you'd rather spend the weekend with your buddies camping and fishing...

 

[Sum1]

Im guessing 'musk' isnt what women would consider flattering... Actually commenting on a womans 'smell' in general might not be the best angle to take, it reminds me of creepy panty sniffers or something along those lines.

I had no idea sniffing panties was creepy. No wonder the wife no longer sleeps with me.

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Now this guys gives new meaning to the word creeper. What a friggen weirdo.

 

[NorthernSummer]

YIKES! How sweet and unfortunate!

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NICE DOUCHE BAGS!

 

[tikkalover]

Ha Ha, here is the picture I have in my mind, when you and the family get to the Jedi festivity's. You and everyone else gets out of the car when you get there, and announce "Hey guys I'm Vollmer!" and everyone runs over to your wife and starts sniffing her!! ;:;rofl Sorry couldn't help myself. As far as upsetting her with the smell comment on Facebook, if you love each other, she will see that you meant well by it, and now you know not to do that again.:;:thumbsup PS--- I hope some of the goofballs there don't start to do the " lip curl "!!;:;badidea. Hope you all have a safe and FUN time!!

 

[watson]

When the wife and I get into a good argument, we have alot of hallway sex.... We meet each other in the hallway, she says f you, I say f you and we go about the day..

 

[johnr]

Facebook is the downfall of our republic.
By the way did I tell you it's my birthday July 25th, and I will be at the state fair rocking to Aerosmith. And my big girl grandaughter can poop in the potty, oh and frank and Jim just got married, they are such hero's. ...blah blah, frickin puke up a rope

I like bacon

 

[sweeney]

Step one. get rid of facebook you are not a 16 year old girl.

 

[Vollmer]

Step one. get rid of facebook you are not a 16 year old girl.

I almost 100% use FB to follow hunting/fishing groups and news outlets.

 

[jokostel]

I ceased going to FB once the format changed and consequentially everyone else left. Nothing over there. Expect to see a dead url in a year or less.

 

[sweeney]

I almost 100% use FB to follow hunting/fishing groups and news outlets.

Haha right it was the only place i could find day 2 governors cup results.

 

[Vollmer]

FB meant Facbook there lol

 

[johnr]

Step one. get rid of facebook you are not a 16 year old girl.

I agree with this whole heartedly.

My wifes aunt a few months back (a 68 year old woman) saw me fiddling around on my Droid, I was on NDA. She askes, "what ya doing over there johnr, checking facebook?"
I responded, "good God no, I am a grown man, not a 16 year old girl"

She disgusted that I would make such a comment and says "Well I am on it all the time, keeping up with my kids and grandkids." Kinda proves the point... Shit isn't "cool" anymore when great grandma is down with it...

 

[DirtyMike]

I deleted facebook during my first year of chiro school. It was liberating.