You know a fisherman when?

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You know a fisherman when ____________________ .

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They have a nicer boat than they do vehicle.
 


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When everyone in the neighborhood can smell their garbage can
You have more line cut & bait knife scars than wrinkles.
You run out of paperclips at work because you keep digging yesterdays bait out from under your fingernails
Been soaked down to the fruit of the looms, cold and beat up......and got up and did it all over again the very next morning
When you have a sure thing with a hottie with no gag reflex and likes it in the no-no spot......and you brush her off to go catch fish
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You roll out of bed at 3 in the morning and say lets go...were burning moon light
 


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When being addicted to crank is a good thing.
 

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They bolt 2x4s on the roof of their car (bolts go into the inside of the car) to tie down their portable ice house

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When you are shore fishing and the blow by you in their ranger boat at full speed just to spin around to pull up and anchor 30' away after they see you catch a fish
 

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When they get married in April because it's too late for ice fishing and the soft water season hasn't started yet.
 

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you can never get a straight answer out of them.

you see them at the gas station on an 80 degree day wearing their bibs.
 


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When you find yourself crawling around the neighborhood past midnight and its raining.
 

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When you have the cops called on you for suspicious activity after your neighbor see someone outside their house with a flashlight crawling around.
 

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You stay up till 1 AM cleaning fish and turn around and get up at 5 am to go fishing again.
 


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when you are too drunk to fish, and cant find your pickup in the parking lot, and there are only 2 pickups in the lot....true story about my buddy Jeff...haha;:;boozer
 

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Those little cracks might be small but they are mighty painful. I've tried it all , from Norveegen to everything else the commercial fishermen used to claim was the best. I tried this and haven't looked back.


EDIT Why do the pictures show up as a teeny little empty blue green square ?

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When you go to the store for milk and come out with a couple of lures with it.
 

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you stop going out to lunch on fridays. that ten bucks is 2 flicker shads
 

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when you talk all the time about fishing when the bite is cold but when it heats up you have nothing to say to anyone
 


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