You know you're getting OLDER when...........

[Captain Ahab]

Stumbled in the boat, fell on the seat, sat on my balls. Only 43.

LOL!

 

[guywhofishes]

Stumbled in the boat, fell on the seat, sat on my balls. Only 43.

I hope you know how to play guitar because you just wrote one hell of a chorus for a country song.

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Well I'm 45, fat, and missing a majority of the hair that was once on the top of my head, but I can still kick all your asses....haha
Bunch of old men pussies

too bad your tongue is still at the infant stage

 

[johnr]

I hope you know how to play guitar because you just wrote one hell of a chorus for a country song.

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too bad your tongue is still at the infant stage

Haha :;:huh

Busch light is a fine lager, I will hear nothing else.

 

[Kurtr]

hangovers last 2 sometimes 3 days now. Other than that i feel pretty spry

when a planned event suck as a wedding or bachelor party is coming i dread what i feel like for days after.

 

[westwolfone]

When you consider a "thirtysomething" robbing the cradle )

 

[guywhofishes]

when a planned event suck as a wedding or bachelor party is coming i dread what i feel like for days after.

sounds impossible... and sometimes it is to pull off properly... but lately I have FORCED myself to have one glass of water in between drinks. a guy has just as much fun and can drink a LOT... but it's flipping amazing what a difference proper hydrating makes! (same with jet travel)

keep in mind this works best with hard drinks - which I turn to for "official drinking events"

 

[DirtyMike]

you're just a pup - you have oodles more trophy perch to poach out of other anglers' holes before you retire

To set the record straight, I distinctly remember saying "wags, your bobbers down." To which wags replied, "reel it in." I see no fault.

 

[Zogman]

My wife tells me to "act my age"! I say "I am. I can't help it that I have an 18 year old mind trapped in a 68 year old body".

 

[guywhofishes]

To set the record straight, I distinctly remember saying "wags, your bobbers down." To which wags replied, "reel it in." I see no fault.

and I recall wags saying "hey, my bobber's down" and the next thing I see is a flash of red/black, the sound of a full body check, and grunts/cries of pain

when I picked myself up off the ice I saw wags laying on the ice with a chipped tooth, and you were whooping/hollering as you ran to your truck for a tape measure and your camera

Pastor Chuck can back up my story

 

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and I recall wags saying "hey, my bobber's down" and the next thing I see is a flash of red/black, the sound of a full body check, and grunts/cries of pain

when I picked myself up off the ice I saw wags laying on the ice with a chipped tooth, and you were whooping/hollering as you ran to your truck for a tape measure and your camera

Pastor Chuck can back up my story

Survival of the fittest. Wags should have wanted it more. #teamDirtyMike

 

[Kurtr]

sounds impossible... and sometimes it is to pull off properly... but lately I have FORCED myself to have one glass of water in between drinks. a guy has just as much fun and can drink a LOT... but it's flipping amazing what a difference proper hydrating makes! (same with jet travel)

keep in mind this works best with hard drinks - which I turn to for "official drinking events"

my problem is about midnight when drinks are flowing i am feeling 21 again and the party is a great idea i dont think that logically

 

[Brian Renville]

I'm 34 and looking for my second wind.

 

[martinslanding]

I hope you know how to play guitar because you just wrote one hell of a chorus for a country song.

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too bad your tongue is still at the infant stage

I believe it already is :

I still hang out with my best friend Dave

I've known him since we were kids at school

Last night he

Had a few shots

Got in a tight spot hustling a game of pool

With a couple of redneck boys

One great

Big bad biker man

I heard David yell across the room

"Hey buddy, how 'bout a helping hand."

I said, "Dave,"

I ain't as good as I once was

But I'm as good once as I ever was

Maybe not be good as I once was

But I'm as good once as I ever was

 

[Flinger]

.........when your grandson points and says "grandpa what's that?" And you look down then tuck your sack back into your shorts as you're sitting there, taking your arthritis pills with a can of hamms, using prune juice as Clamato.
....and this isn't me, only 30, but when I read the title to this thread this is what popped in my head. Weird. And b4 someone brings it up, yes, odd that old man with balls hanging out popped in my head. Musta saw it in a movie recently.

 

[guywhofishes]

my problem is about midnight when drinks are flowing i am feeling 21 again and the party is a great idea i dont think that logically

ha ha yes, can be very difficult to pull off - especially in circumstances where the wait staff sucks (stoner sausage waiters) or a guy is mingling the entire night so finding waters is a drag

a common scenario where success is easier is a long night of drinking at a wedding dance (same "home table") or whilst playing board games or cards with friends/family during holidays for instance - ice waters in between 4-6 hours of crown or rum drinks can be priceless

 

[Kurtr]

ha ha yes, can be very difficult to pull off - especially in circumstances where the wait staff sucks (stoner sausage waiters) or a guy is mingling the entire night so finding waters is a drag

a common scenario where success is easier is a long night of drinking at a wedding dance (same "home table") or whilst playing board games or cards with friends/family during holidays for instance - ice waters in between 4-6 hours of crown or rum drinks can be priceless

the stoner waiter scenario really set quincy off it made me giggle

 

[deleted_account]

the stoner waiter scenario really set quincy off it made me giggle

what was that thread called? id like to page through it again

 

[DirtyMike]

and I recall wags saying "hey, my bobber's down" and the next thing I see is a flash of red/black, the sound of a full body check, and grunts/cries of pain

when I picked myself up off the ice I saw wags laying on the ice with a chipped tooth, and you were whooping/hollering as you ran to your truck for a tape measure and your camera

Pastor Chuck can back up my story

Pastor Chuck can't lie, he's a pastor.

 

[Kurtr]

what was that thread called? id like to page through it again

i dont remember but i know when guywhohatesstonedwaiters started that thread the pro weed people got agitated. Maybe he can recall it

 

[guywhofishes]

Pastor Chuck can't lie, he's a pastor.

he occasionally stretches fish just a little - but that's a league sanctioned lie accepted by the Lord IMO