You know you're getting OLDER when...........

[Sum1]

I think my pecker started shrinking when I hit 36. Is that an old age thing? If not I was just kidding.

 

[johnr]

I think my pecker started shrinking when I hit 36. Is that an old age thing? If not I was just kidding.

Mine became even bigger, and the bean bag is about down to the knees now too, not sure what the hell my younger, hotter, wife sees in this shit show I call johnr.
Hope she never realizes the short end of the stick she pulled. .haha

 

[Crankn]

Just turned 58 mind says 30. Shoulders are shot, joints are stiff but a few Coors Lights help's with that. A big night is happy hour at 5:30 home by 7:30. All things considered feel pretty lucky considering all the bad things that are happening in this world!:;:howdy

 

[Captain Ahab]

Mine became even bigger, and the bean bag is about down to the knees now too, not sure what the hell my younger, hotter, wife sees in this shit show I call johnr.
Hope she never realizes the short end of the stick she pulled. .haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VpdWOVsM0o

 

[raider]

i miss holding it till the end of a riveting story at the bar b4 i head off to pee, then taking 2 minutes to drain my 1/2 a beer while the kid at the next urinal stands back 3' and powers out his 6 pack in 20 seconds...

also, most of the guys i work with are younger than my youngest daughter, and i listen to their antics from the night b4 and hope she wasn't within 100 miles of them... they were talking bout some app thing today which is basically a hook up service with pics you can scroll through and info to get together for a quickie, if they still call it that...

me = old...

 

[tikkalover]

Guy, water is for pussies!!:;:howdy ;:;rofl Yep about 3 aspirins in a can to make the aches and pains go away. As far as my nuts go, it depends on how hot it is whether or not they are hanging down to my knees. Body starts to go at 50, am 54 now so I'm sure it only going to get worse, will just have to drink more aspirins I guess. :;:smokin

 

[Mr Nice]

The hangovers suck from a mere few drinks that you decide the hell with it it's not worth drinking.

Went to a Fargo Force game the other night and the players looked like 15 yr old kids

 

[PrairieGhost]

I like reading this. It makes me feel better. They say misery loves company. :;:sorry

 

[Ristorapper]

....the wife asked for a little role reversal.... I said ok. I have a headache.

 

[svnmag]

Don't trust my knees and feet always seem to damn big. Like a lab puppy.

 

[WormWiggler]

Yup

 

[Bed Wetter]

I've had conversations with old men about "old man strength". Once you hit 30, you can lift anything. What it does to you is a different story, but you reach a point where you don't know your limits and catch yourself going, "how was I able to pick that up and move it?" When I was younger and in better shape, I had no muscles. Now I'm old and out of shape but could tear out a tree stump.

 

[MSA]

You darn kids stay off my lawn!!

I made a "registered sex offender" sign so I don't have to yell anymore.

 

[SDMF]

[h=1]You know you're getting OLDER when...........[/h]
You open this thread before the "Lovely Lady's" thread.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I see a lot of people mentioning hangovers being way worse. I don't agree that they are way worse. Maybe a hair more to deal with, but mostly I think it is that the responsibility factor and work load has increased with age.

Example:

Things to do on a daily basis as a grown adult:
1. Wake up to kids screaming for food and other things quite early in the AM
2. Feed said children
3. Change young child's diaper and almost throw up
4. Let dog outside to do it's business
5. Feed said dog
6. Shower
7. Shave
8. Find nice pair of dress socks
9. Get dressed and off to work
10. Make sure employee(s) are there and functional
11. Run a business
12. Make sure wife is happy and doesn't want to leave and take 1/2 of your stuff
13. Pick up children from day care
14. Figure out a meal fit for a family
15. Bathe children
16. Get children to bed
17. Collapse in own bed
I am sure I missed about 20 other things in that list


Dealing with a hangover as a young person in college:

1. Wake up about noon
2. Make kraft dinner if you have milk, if not make kraft shells and cheese
3. Watch Dumb and Dumber DVD again
4. Take nap
5. Then do whatever

 

[guywhofishes]

When you get older you can't sleep in - even with an empty nest.

I can stay up until 2:00am drinking/partying.... but I will wake up at 5:30-6:00am no matter what ;:;banghead

boy does that blow - luckily I can get back to a nap by 10-11 or so after eggs/bacon/OJ cure.

 

[3Roosters]

When I was younger I was able to party all day and stand on my dick all nite.....as I got older and older it was one or the other..now that I am older still it is like..yeah right!

 

[Farmer]

When the biggest thrill of the day is your saggy balls floating in the toilet water

 

[johnr]

When the mrs fiddles with your junk, and you would almost rather just get up and have your morning coffee, and watch a bit of morning news before work.

When you can no longer hold a fart, and don't even care, and the entire airplane about has the emergency masks fall out

when your buddy has free tickets to a great concert, but its during a weekday, and the next day at work would be difficult, so you make some bs up as to way you cant have fun

when your wife says, isn't it time for you to go on a guys trip, and you say no

The TV is on the wrong channel but the remote is laying across the room, so you watch the view anyway

 

[Farmer]

Damn you are old