You know you're getting OLDER when...........

[guywhofishes]

i dont remember but i know when guywhohatesstonedwaiters started that thread the pro weed people got agitated. Maybe he can recall it

what? no idea what this is about

must be a different guy :;:smokin

 

[Kurtr]

my memory must be off i thought it was about some waiter at some place you were trying to eat and they were stoned and not very attentive to the customers needs.

 

[Fish whisperer]

When you crawl down from the pickup tailgate instead of jumping.
When the wife offers some "bedroom time" and you debate if the loss of sleep is worth it.
When the younger people in the bar look way too young to be 21.
When Depends diapers don't seem like such a bad idea.

 

[Rowdie]

When..as a teacher you have students of former students.

 

[Captain Ahab]

An old man is out fishing. He was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice say,
"Pick me up!"
He looked around and did not see any one. He thought he was dreaming until he heard the voice again.
"Pick me up." The old man looked in the water and there, floating on a lilly pad was a frog.
The man said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog replied, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have
ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious, jealous and satisfy all your carnal needs ."
The man looked at the frog for a minute in confusion, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
The frog screamed, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride!"
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

 

[JayKay]

Survival of the fittest. Wags should have wanted it more. #teamDirtyMike

Never trust anyone with a one-syllable name.

I will say this though, a feline has nothing on Dirtymike's reflexes. I've seen him snatch a Stella out of midair. Well, nearly so.

 

[guywhofishes]

Never trust anyone with a one-syllable name.

I will say this though, a feline has nothing on Dirtymike's reflexes. I've seen him snatch a perch out of someone else's hole. Well, nearly so.

fixed it

 

[Bowhunter_24]

I'm in the best physical shape of my life. I could pack wags on my back across the rocky mountains. But you ain't kidding about the hangovers. Way worse than they used to be.

 

[DirtyMike]

fixed it

the one and only time you deleted "stella" from a conversation.

 

[MSA]

I miss my younger days when every shit I took wasn't an emergency, and I didn't have to disrupt a bathroom every 4 hours, when I could own and wear white undies with confidence. Back when I could go a day without a shower and not smell like the inside of an ass. The days I didn't need to keep a personalized "med kit" in every pocket, vehicle, boat, & room of the house to cure all the random ailments that strike daily like a headache or allergies. I miss being able to have a few drinks one night and not take 2 days to recover from the hangover. Shoot! I better go, I forgot to take my baby aspirin this morning.

 

[Bed Wetter]

I'm happy to finally be old, fat and bald. Even as a kid I was annoyed by other kids my age. In college, hated college students. Yet somehow I have no friends... weird.

#oldmanstuckinayoungmansbody

 

[guywhofishes]

I miss my younger days when every shit I took wasn't an emergency, and I didn't have to disrupt a bathroom every 4 hours. Back when I could go a day without a shower and not smell like the inside of an ass. The days I didn't need to keep a personalized "med kit" in every pocket, vehicle, boat, & room of the house to cure all the random ailments that strike daily like a headache or allergies. I miss being able to have a few drinks one night and not take 2 days to recover from the hangover. Shoot! I better go, I forgot to take my baby aspirin this morning.

HA HA HA HA HA.... having recently gotten back from Mexico and having brought a few gut furbies home with me this was too funny

 

[ISELLGUNS]

I'm 44. Had it pretty good up to age 40. To hell in a hurry from there on. High BP, ED, Clogged artery, arthritis, high cholesterol and who knows what else.

 

[Mort]

Well I'm 45, fat, and missing a majority of the hair that was once on the top of my head, but I can still kick all your asses....haha
Bunch of old men pussies

aahh...I think thats the Busch lite talking.....

 

[wildeyes]

yea, aches and pains but F**k it got to die from something. ????What is this thread about???? O yea we were talking about how old guywhosold Is yea that's it.

 

[guywhofishes]

hey now

 

[JayKay]

You darn kids stay off my lawn!!

 

[Captain Ahab]

Well I'm 45, fat, and missing a majority of the hair that was once on the top of my head, but I can still kick all your asses....haha
Bunch of old men pussies

…and I said "Pardon"?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unVLoVq43XI

 

[deleted___account]

34 trapped in a 85 year old body. Can't hardly lift my junk without being down for the count for 2 days. From 340#'s to 165. I felt better and was able bodies when I was fat. Now I'm skinny, bald, (lost it all at 19) and am withered like an old lady.

 

[deleted_account]

…and I said "Pardon"?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unVLoVq43XI

That's Bob (bigracksngreenbacks)!!! 100%

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34 trapped in a 85 year old body. Can't hardly lift my junk without being down for the count for 2 days. From 340#'s to 165. I felt better and was able bodies when I was fat. Now I'm skinny, bald, (lost it all at 19) and am withered like an old lady.

jeez dude, everything alright?