Child support

[DirtyMike]

Too bad there isn't male birth control other than getting snipped. That would really simplify my universe as no doctor is getting near my twig and berries with a side cutter. Haha

What's crazy is that if you're married and want to get snipped, your wife has to know and approve of you being at the Dr's office.

 

[guywhofishes]

What's crazy is that if you're married and want to get snipped, your wife has to know and approve of you being at the Dr's office.

say what???

 

[Captain Ahab]

What's crazy is that if you're married and want to get snipped, your wife has to know and approve of you being at the Dr's office.

I don't remember that being the case. Just the doc asking me if I was really, really sure. I said 3 kids are enough for this bozo.

 

[Obi-Wan]

No I wouldn't be "thrilled" KDM. But, whoever has custody has to work their asses off when they have a kid while the non-custodial parent can do whatever they want. Imagine what the cost would be if you had to pay them 50% for their time taking care of the child. It's not FREE MONEY as you state. They work their asses off for it while the other parent can go party or do whatever they want. I never had kids but have been taking care of my stepdaughters 2 1/2 year old son. I can't just go fishing or hunting every night or go do whatever I want like I did before. Every single minute of your time is taken up watching and being with that child. So, don't give me this poor me having to pay crap. Dad's don't pay enough. And if you don't want to pay, go for custody and spend every minute of your time taking care of them for those few dollars they'll have to pay you. You brought the child into the world, MAN UP AND TAKE CARE OF THEM!

Why are you taking care of the child??? It appears your step daughter is just as much to blame as the father.

We had a guy at work that after he paid his child support and the child's insurance his take home pay was around $100.00 per week, how is anyone supposed to live on that while his ex lived in their house with her new boyfriend.

A friend I had from High school that married a gal with 2 children and they received child support from her ex. He was an engineer and she was an administrator at a nursing home so money was not an issue. One day when we were fishing at Tobin the subject came up and I asked if they were putting the money aside for the kid's education and he told me that the child support they received was enough to make their two vehicle payments. He also said that they were owed that money because he was not responsible to raise someone else children, which my response was yes you are she had the children when you married her so you accepted the responsibility. I thought I might have to walk back to ND because although we were in my boat we used his pickup to get there.




Until both parents incomes ( and that includes their new spouse ) are used to determine the payment one parent will usually receive the short end of the straw

 

[ndbwhunter]

Most women are c*nts

 

[martinslanding]

Most women have c*nts

***fixed it for ya

 

[guywhofishes]

 

[Captain Ahab]

Why do they have to be from Venus?

 

[deleted_account]

Too bad there isn't male birth control other than getting snipped. That would really simplify my universe as no doctor is getting near my twig and berries with a side cutter. Haha

quit raw doggin

 

[guywhofishes]

Why do they have to be from Venus?

cuz if they acted normally that would make them guys - and that would make you gay cuz you married a guy

so that's why

 

[DirtyMike]

I don't remember that being the case. Just the doc asking me if I was really, really sure. I said 3 kids are enough for this bozo.

Two friends and a brother all went in within the last year. All three were asked if their wife was aware of their current location and plans. Might be a clinic specific thing too.

 

[deleted_account]

cuz if they acted normally that would make them guys - and that would make you gay cuz you married a guy

so that's why

 

[Enslow]

quit raw doggin

Condoms are for sailors and carnies...

 

[NodakBuckeye]

Make dang sure before you drop a batch of baby batter in the 'ol oven. Even then it might be a crap shoot. Kudos to you guys for doing what is right, regardless of what the courts and ex's drug you and the kids through.

;:;bowdown

 

[johnr]

I am no gelding, as I cannot get pregnant. It was not even an issue for mrs johnr as she agreed that the ability for me to get pregnant was zero, and her ability was at pretty much 100%
If a dude was the one that could get prego, then it should be his responsibility. But turns out dudes cant, so at least we have that going for us.

 

[deleted_account]

I am no gelding, as I cannot get pregnant. It was not even an issue for mrs johnr as she agreed that the ability for me to get pregnant was zero, and her ability was at pretty much 100%
If a dude was the one that could get prego, then it should be his responsibility. But turns out dudes cant, so at least we have that going for us.

i am no doctor but I believe it's a much easier, less chance for complications etc. procedure for men so I can see why most couples decide to go that route. you literally make it sound like you do nothing and she does everything. cook that poor lady supper tonight

 

[Lycanthrope]

What's crazy is that if you're married and want to get snipped, your wife has to know and approve of you being at the Dr's office.

Why not do it yourself?

 

[Enslow]

I have never bought a new pickup or boat but they sound pretty cheap compared to this child support business. #ishta

 

[Captain Ahab]

Two friends and a brother all went in within the last year. All three were asked if their wife was aware of their current location and plans. Might be a clinic specific thing too.

I bet their wives said they would be more "active" after the procedure too. I'm guessing they found out that was Bullsh** too.

 

[guywhofishes]

Ba ha ha