You know you're getting OLDER when...........

[johnr]

Damn you are old

Haha, I guess its better than the alternative.

 

[Allen]

When you consider a "thirtysomething" robbing the cradle )

Bite your tongue!

 

[Jiggernaut]

When your Dr tells you should have scheduled your 1st colonoscopy 3 yrs ago

 

[Sub_Elect]

I just turned 34 the beginning of November. Celebrated by shooting my deer in Iowa on the 5th. But my back and knees are messed up. I hope this is the worse they will feel for the rest of my life, but I doubt it. The thing that is really killing me is how bad my hearing has gotten. Protect them ears boys. Life is a real bitch when you can't hear worth a shit.

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However, it's been about a year and a half since a fart magically became a shit.

 

[johnr]

Well this weekend we moved our youngest daughter into her first apartment in Fargo for her sophomore year, and it felt nice to take a week off of putting the boat in, cleaning up the lake lot, tarping back up the boat, and drinking around the campfire.

 

[Rowdie]

I'm not getting older but the force of gravity has increased.

 

[snow]

Hahaha great thread and read,i concur with all,as a swede late in life,i never did have much body hair,my head is a full crop so far,more hair grows in my nose and all the ear hair looks like a hairy potato patch,daily grooming ear and nose hair crop,f ing mind thinks im still 30ish,then my body reminds me,"don't even try" when temptation arises...f yourself up,days to recover,glad i quit drinking years ago,still hit the local watering hole for excitement, drunks are always entertaining, boat launches are great entertainment on hot days,is it a bad thing to bring a folding chair to boat launches for entertainment?,

 

[3Roosters]

You forget how old you are......and don't care.

 

[Prairie Doggin']

Glad someone revived this...good read. I think I went bald on my 21st birthday. Baby face, no chance of getting in bar until then -- believe me, I "forgot my ID in the car" and walked home while they drank more than a time or two. Turned 21 and couldn't get carded..."Nah, you're like 30."

These days, plagued by the random hairs growing on the outside of your ears and the 1"+ eyebrows that I pull out with a vengeance.

 

[LBrandt]

When most of your friends are dead. LB

 

[snow]

Glad to hear this saggy ball sack is normal with age,f ing pup always steps on mine when he crawls up on my lap,raises my voice two octaves, little 70lb f'er.

And to think this afraid to fart thing was because of the shit i drank in mexico...

 

[svnmag]

...when you see an acorn topping an obscene trailer hitch in the bathroom mirror: Hopefully it's a Red Oak...

 

[LBrandt]

Glad to hear this saggy ball sack is normal with age,f ing pup always steps on mine when he crawls up on my lap,raises my voice two octaves, little 70lb f'er.

And to think this afraid to fart thing was because of the shit i drank in mexico...

My little 40# flew into my lap yesterday for some pets and I still have not found my right nut. LB

 

[tikkalover]

Look in your wife's purse.

 

[LBrandt]

Look in your wife's purse.

F--k you LB

 

[Maddog]

When most of your friends are dead. LB

yep that is the truth . . .