You know you're getting OLDER when...........

[KDM]

When I started referring to every person under the age of 30 as......KIDS......I knew I'd subconsciously accepted I was getting older!! I much prefer DENIAL!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I'm going to stick with DENIAL!!!! At least until I'm done with my next MT Elk Hunt. LOL!!!!

 

[Kickemup]

I'm only 31 and feel old some days.

 

[SDMF]

I was nearly white blond through about 3rd grade. ~2 falls ago I grew my beard out and thought to myself, "Hey, my really light blond hair is coming back." It's not blond. Just yesterday a lady told me I should leave my beard through Christmas as I'd make a good santa. That stung.

 

[ndbwhunter]

A seemingly simple fart turns into a series of sharts. Oh and the gray highlights that are starting to appear in my beard.

 

[Duckslayer100]

I'm 31 and my back has been killing me for the past three months. Eff getting old...

 

[Account Deleted]

I found a gray chest hair....I'm only 29.

 

[guywhofishes]

hair grows fertile and rich from your nose and ears... lots and lots of hair. And you need to have the barber trim your eyebrows and ears.

You are faced with the unsettling decision to either yank the nose hairs or buy a trimmer. This one is awesome BTW.

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I found a gray chest hair....I'm only 29.

Old Geezer Tip: plucking them only makes them grow in faster and deeper (like pruning bushes)

 

[Kurtr]

I am 36 and have more gray in my beard than santa and i still hurt from the mule deer pack out from 3 days ago.

 

[DirtyMike]

Last day in my 20's. feel like I need to be put to pasture.

 

[guywhofishes]

I am 52. I still hurt from loading a deer onto a 4-wheeler/wagon used to haul the deer out.

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Last day in my 20's. feel like I need to be put to pasture.

you're just a pup - you have oodles more trophy perch to poach out of other anglers' holes before you retire

 

[JayKay]

I'm 45, and a living testament to the FACT that wisdom does not come with age.

Worse, one of my fishing buddies and I were talking waders the other day, and he told me I'd probably wear a "stout".

I'm gonna miss fishing with him.

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Ask your wife tomorrow, how it feels to sleep with an old guy. Although, speaking for myself, 30 is a distant memory.

 

[PrairieGhost]

Screwed up my back trying to impress my employer 45 years ago. I can't count the number of times I have been to a chiropractor or how many MRI's I have had. The brain however still thinks I am eighteen. Packed out a muley about a mile last week-end. Had a stent put in the week before. I'm good.

 

[martinslanding]

I found a gray chest hair....I'm only 29.

it wasn't grey it was just frosting ...

 

[guywhofishes]

I HAD been doing tiger's blood transfusions in an effort to maintain my incredible virility . This morning's news has me re-thinking that approach.

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#winning!...no wait...awcrap

 

[bigv]

Thats the hard part. Being in my early 40s my body definitely feels it but my mind says Im 20. I still have the heart just not the legs.

 

[BDub]

At 63 life is not so bad. Just got back from a weekend of fishing down in Oahe. Of course I was tired as hell Monday. Still chase roosters late season. Just take a little more time to get primed in the morning and take a few more breaks when hunting.

I'm still too full of energy to retire so that is a ways off. I guess life could be worse.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I will be 35 in a few days and I still feel pretty darn good. Must be the clean living...


I do know it would be easier to go up and down those buttes in the badlands if I was about 30 lbs lighter though.

 

[deleted_account]

hangovers last 2 sometimes 3 days now. Other than that i feel pretty spry

 

[fullrut]

Stumbled in the boat, fell on the seat, sat on my balls. Only 43.

 

[johnr]

Well I'm 45, fat, and missing a majority of the hair that was once on the top of my head, but I can still kick all your asses....haha
Bunch of old men pussies