Child support

[DirtyMike]

Don't get me wrong I played it up as much as I could infront of the wife. Honestly the procedure itself is less painful than going to the dentist. Minus the fact there's a dude messing around with a nife down their!

 

[guywhofishes]

Doesn't anyone do it with anesthesia so a guy is knocked out cold?

 

[MathewsZman]

Doing whatever a guy wants at all times isnt a bad gig. I do love kids though and would like one to spoil with hunting and fishing outings galore. Would it be possible for a single man to adopt a child and then just continue with promiscuous encounters and relationships with the opposite sex yielding little to no risk of having to ever be under thumb of a court ordered child support payment contract?

You have it all wrong Enslow . In this day and age you would only be able to adopt if you were having promiscuous encounters and relationships with members of the same sex . Carry on !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MuskyManiac]

You have it all wrong Enslow . In this day and age you would only be able to adopt if you were having promiscuous encounters and relationships with members of the same sex . Carry on !!!!!!!!!!!!

:;:exactly Sad but true.

 

[Kurtr]

well that got pretty boring pretty fast. after post 10 or so, folks started agreeing and shit. blah... i miss the old FBO days where something like this might go on for days. :;:lame

Ya this turned a direction I didnt expect we are a nicer and gentler bunch on NDA these days

time to recruit quincy?

Who pissed in your cheerios to even mutter those words;:;boozer

 

[Obi-Wan]

I would have to guess that most of the guys on this site are fine upstanding men so this is not directed at you in anyway.

What I don't understand is how these girls or guys even start dating or banging these losers guys/girls that have multiple kids with multiple women/men.

Working construction I thought I had just about seen everything when it comes guys with multiple kids from different women. Right now we have one guy that has 10 kids with four different women. Just in the last year he split with his last girlfriend, which he had kids with, and had another gal move in and now they have a kid together. Out of the 10 kids he has their ages range from the early 20's to less than 1 year. What women in her right mind would get into a situation with a guy that has nine kids and then give him number 10?
To make matters worse this guy doesn't have a pot to piss in and misses more work than any other employee.

The bests one of them all is during a job interview a guy said he had 3 six year olds. The company owner commented back "oh you have triplets that's cool". The employee said "no I have 3 six year olds from three different women", and he was proud of it. Two of the kids were born two days apart and the third was two months earlier. This guy could not understand why these women wanted nothing to do with him. He also has two other kids from another gal.

I put the blame mostly on the women who allow themselves to get knocked up by these lowlife guys. It is the women who makes the decision if a guy is getting laid or not

 

[johnr]

it is really in a non PC world the woman that decides if she gets pregnant or not too. This day and age, if a woman is not looking for a baby, she has complete control over not having one.
If I as a man had the control, I sure would not leave it up to someone else to handle, then blame them and claim the "well it takes two" bs line.

No offense to you sensitive fella's who once had balls that were not in their wives purse... haha

 

[Davy Crockett]

Doesn't anyone do it with anesthesia so a guy is knocked out cold?

Worst drug ever for some people, I would rather bite on a stick. It took me many months to think straight after my last dose.

 

[Enslow]

With online dating and facebook and tinder everybody is banging everybody. It's one giant obstacle course filled with crabs and babys. Frightening stuff gentlemen! Almost as frightening as Hillary in the whitehouse and zebra mussels invading Devils lake.

 

[Brian Renville]

What's crazy is that if you're married and want to get snipped, your wife has to know and approve of you being at the Dr's office.

Yep, if my wife would sign off on it I'd probably get one tomorrow, I'm done haha!

A big thing we are dealing with is the fact that the law doesn't actually say it but the precedent is there that women are not and should not be expected to take care of themselves. The court upholds that more times than not many times no matter who the "breadwinner" is. That fact has changed some but not a whole lot. Add kids into the mix and it becomes a whole different storm. An interesting thing is if you have a room full of feminists, there is a good chance many of them are divorced. Of those who are divorced pretty much all of them used the court to take something above and beyond what they probably deserved. Meanwhile they claim they can do whatever a man can even after begging a court to say that she is useless. Then again congress these days doesn't think anyone should have to take care of themselves anymore but that's a whole new topic for the other slidebar.

 

[3Roosters]

Then again congress these days doesn't think anyone should have to take care of themselves anymore but that's a whole new topic for the other slidebar.
Exactly Brian! I was wondering when this thread was going political!:;:rockit :;:muahaha

 

[Captain Ahab]

Doesn't anyone do it with anesthesia so a guy is knocked out cold?

It's not that big of a deal, just make sure Doc waits a good amount of time for the local to numb. I really didn't feel anything with ol' righty, but he got a little hasty with ol' lefty and I had to tell him to pull the reigns back for a bit. I walked a bit more bow legged for a few days and everything is as ship shape as pre-op at this point.

 

[Enslow]

I just pull out. Fool proof...

 

[Fishmission]

I also have custody of my son for 12 years now.
we did not go to court, I talked the ex into it. The best thing I've ever done in my life. Wayback when I was paying over 600 bucks a month and I was struggling a little bit. When I got custody of him, she did not want to take it to court because she did not want to pay. I worked it out with her way back and she pays a whopping $230 a month. My career is in great shape, and although I don't need her money I think it's important for him to know that his mom is at least helping out some
It has all worked out well, I have the chance to do all the things a father wants to do and hopefully teach him right. She was not going to do that. and realized I was the best parent for him. I have to give her credit for wising up and doing what's right.

 

[dust in the wind]

Ya this turned a direction I didnt expect we are a nicer and gentler bunch on NDA these days

OK, fine... here it goes.... Don't stick you D in the cra cra.....

Wrap it up or pay the consequences. Double wrap it if you must or better yet just get some of these.

:;:stirthepot

 

[Davy Crockett]

serious question, what are the end results when a guy goes in for this procedure , I realize the gun is still there but does it still shoot ?
Shoot blanks ? live rounds that bounce off ?

 

[lunkerslayer]

"Do you know why woman don't rule the world? Because woman hate other woman." Chris Rock
If heterosexual woman could work together as a unified group we would be kicked to the back of the bus.

 

[Kurtr]

well that got pretty boring pretty fast. after post 10 or so, folks started agreeing and shit. blah... i miss the old FBO days where something like this might go on for days. :;:lame

time to recruit quincy?

OK, fine... here it goes.... Don't stick you D in the cra cra.....

Wrap it up or pay the consequences. Double wrap it if you must or better yet just get some of these.

:;:stirthepot

Things not to search on google" double thick condoms"

 

[Captain Ahab]

serious question, what are the end results when a guy goes in for this procedure , I realize the gun is still there but does it still shoot ?
Shoot blanks ? live rounds that bounce off ?

Everything is exactly the same except there's no microscopic soldiers in the batter.

 

[Bed Wetter]

This thread is really scary.

Took the words right out of my mouth. Excuse me gentleman, I need to go tell my wife I love her.

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Edit: Think I'll SHOW her how much I love her. Maybe I'll slip one past the goalie too. Bunch of noodle-snipping Nancy's...