Yeti

[johnr]

I am 6 hours into yeti ownership and not an ounce of ice lost yet.
I am taller, thinner, and better looking.
hope the rest of you losers have ice cold beers for days, maybe even a week

 

[raider]

DO NOT park that thing in your bedroom... your bride will not let you sleep...

 

[The Mantis]

Thinking about getting the koozie just to say I have a Yeti, but then--that doesn't really count does it?

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You will now appear thinner, more attractive and virile to the opposite sex as you hold that cold one standing next to your vanity box.

Virile: what an incredible, nearly forgotten word. Thumbs Up

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I am 6 hours into yeti ownership and not an ounce of ice lost yet.
I am taller, thinner, and better looking.
hope the rest of you losers have ice cold beers for days, maybe even a week

You're already a Yeti-Tool. :;:huh

 

[guywhofishes]

I resent feeling like a loser. Must start plotting jealosy driven revenge. Hmmmm....

Or maybe I too should buy a YETI, become one of a special breed.

Is there a YETI handshake? That would seal the deal.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I resent feeling like a loser. Must start plotting jealosy driven revenge. Hmmmm....

Or maybe I too should buy a YETI, become one of a special breed.

Is there a YETI handshake? That would seal the deal.

If you know the secret Yeti phrase, you can get discounts on flights and hotel rooms.

 

[raider]

If you know the secret Yeti phrase, you can get discounts on flights and hotel rooms.

true, but beware infidels... without proof of purchase or a yeti tattoo, you will be dealt with posthaste...

 

[YETI]

true, but beware infidels... without proof of purchase or a yeti tattoo, you will be dealt with posthaste...

I can confirm this.

 

[johnr]

I resent feeling like a loser. Must start plotting jealosy driven revenge. Hmmmm....

Or maybe I too should buy a YETI, become one of a special breed.

Is there a YETI handshake? That would seal the deal.

Yes, yes there is. The brotherhood is strong, we are in search of a man who can do the work of secrecy whilst appearing like your typical gas pumper. Once in, you can never really get back out.
if you feel up to the challenge we will need your bank account information. And you might need to put a few weeks into my anger management skills classes and of course complete the cooler professional coursework

 

[YETI]

Is there a YETI handshake? That would seal the deal.

This is our old one ... now out-dated


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Yes, yes there is. The brotherhood is strong, we are in search of a man who can do the work of secrecy whilst appearing like your typical gas pumper. Once in, you can never really get back out.
if you feel up to the challenge we will need your bank account information. And you might need to put a few weeks into my anger management skills classes and of course complete the cooler professional coursework

Settle down Jr recruit, you have yet to learn the true meaning of Yeti-ness. All in good time, all in good time.

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For the cheap bastards out there, go to your local large animal vet or vet supply store and ask if they will save you the large styrofoam coolers they ship vaccines in. We get them for nothing but we do business there so............

They are about 3 inches thick and will keep ice for at least three days.

The one size, four of them fit in my aluminum tool box in the pick up. Different brands of beer in each cooler one for the ice for the Crown Reserve.

Piss off !! This is pure propaganda !! Lies !!

 

[guywhofishes]

Great day at NDA. Thumbs Up

 

[YETI]

Im getting a pelican because it has latches that click shut and is cheaper. I have to wait for the purchase though until i make my final installment on my used forklift.

errr meh gurrrrd, LATCHES !?! ......................... LATCHES !?! WERE TALKING ABOUT LATCHES !?!

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Tell me more about this Pelican

Don't

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it catches bigger fish than you

 

[SDMF]

I can confirm this.

So that's what Warren Sapp is doing for work now. It appears apropos.

 

[YETI]

Well beminoid aka dusty has one and it is awesome. It is very heavy though. The front latches are very nice and the cooler is about a hundred bucks less than the yeti. The cooler will hold ice in sub freezing weather indefinetely.

You wanna be Sapp'd !?!

 

[deleted_account]

So that's what Warren Sapp is doing for work now. It appears apropos.

Lol

 

[johnr]

Excellent.
Seems the pelicans beak can hold more than its belly can.

 

[YETI]

Hold on to your money johnr and check out rtic coolers half price same concept

Your name is ICEMAN, and yet you know nothing!! Jr Johnr has seen the light. I feel sorry for you, ICE ,, MAN

****** sad *******

 

[deleted_account]

errr meh gurrrrd, LATCHES !?! ......................... LATCHES !?! WERE TALKING ABOUT LATCHES !?!

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Don't

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I lol'd to this too. Thank you

 

[YETI]

I was at Sam's Club the other day. They have an Iqloo something or other that's rotomolded and whatever else Yeti thing for $200. It looked like a carbon copy of the Yeti.

These have been proven to spontaneously combust when you catch a fish. You should be safe to go with this model.

 

[SDMF]

You wanna be Sapp'd !?!

Is that a "thing" now?

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I wish that summbitch was a cormorant!!

 

[YETI]

Nobody has mentioned this yet so I thought I would...

My 620 has a cooler in it that keeps ice all day long.

You can buy allot of yeti's for what I paid for my cooler.

You can buy a lot of shut the hell up.