Yeti

[eyecatcher]

My wife doesn't think I'm yeti worthy. How do I change her mind? Besides making more money.

 

[Captain Ahab]

My wife doesn't think I'm yeti worthy. How do I change her mind? Besides making more money.

Hold your breath and pretend your tracing the ABC's with your speech finger.

 

[YETI]

My wife doesn't think I'm yeti worthy. How do I change her mind? Besides making more money.

Hello good sir. Being a Yeti owner is serious business, to be taken very seriously. We would love to have you be a part of our warm, and loving family.

Wait a tic,
just looked at your mug in that avatar pic, you are not worthy. You're wife is right. Youuuuuuuuu may want to start looking at other options. A Yeti owner is most likely woo'ing your wife as we speak. We are a proud and domineering people. She will not be able to resist, even a Jr member like Kurtr.





Oops, sorry, I forgot to answer your question of How do I change her mind? Ummmmm,have you seen the movie faceoff?

 

[eyecatcher]

Hello good sir. Being a Yeti owner is serious business, to be taken very seriously. We would love to have you be a part of our warm, and loving family.

Wait a tic,
just looked at your mug in that avatar pic, you are not worthy. You're wife is right. Youuuuuuuuu may want to start looking at other options. A Yeti owner is most likely woo'ing your wife as we speak. We are a proud and domineering people. She will not be able to resist, even a Jr member like Kurtr.

Can a yeti owner take her for the weekend so I can go fishing?

 

[YETI]

Can a yeti owner take her for the weekend so I can go fishing?

YES!


Hold on ....
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Nope, nevermind, just got confirmation. Your wife is only Pelican worthy, at best.

my apologies

 

[eyecatcher]

Coleman is good enough for this weekend warrior. You rich people have fun discussing your over priced coolers.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Coleman is good enough for this weekend warrior. You rich people have fun discussing your over priced coolers.

So you don't add a dab of Grey Poupon to your bangers and mash?

 

[Fracman]

Coleman is good enough for this weekend warrior. You rich people have fun discussing your over priced coolers.

As cheap as you are I can't believe you even own a Coleman I figured you would have the styrofoam one from high school.




Look at the ice starting to form at the bottom you have to be careful with the yeti this is the start of global cooling.

 

[Vollmer]

 

[deleted_account]

Hold your breath and pretend your tracing the ABC's with your speech finger.

HA!! I belive the same advice was given to me during 10th grade study hall.

 

[NPO_Aaron]

You can buy a lot of shut the hell up.

This is my favorite thing of the day.

 

[Enslow]

Stopped in and filled the pelican with beer and ice in valley city. I think i ruptured my spleen pushing the cooler back in off the tailgate.

 

[YETI]

Stopped in and filled the pelican with beer and ice in valley city. I think i ruptured my spleen pushing the cooler back in off the tailgate.

Imagine how much lighter it would be without FRICKEN LATCHES ! Gawd!

 

[Enslow]

Where in the sam hell is warvin?

 

[raider]

johnr... with your recent purchase and induction, you may now use your entire name - johnrotomolded...

congtats johnrotomolded, and welcome...

 

[Kurtr]

Hello good sir. Being a Yeti owner is serious business, to be taken very seriously. We would love to have you be a part of our warm, and loving family.

Wait a tic,
just looked at your mug in that avatar pic, you are not worthy. You're wife is right. Youuuuuuuuu may want to start looking at other options. A Yeti owner is most likely woo'ing your wife as we speak. We are a proud and domineering people. She will not be able to resist, even a Jr member like Kurtr.





Oops, sorry, I forgot to answer your question of How do I change her mind? Ummmmm,have you seen the movie faceoff?

You know you have made it in life when featured in random posts on the inter web. This right here has made a rather dreary morning more like a.triple rainbow morning.

 

[Vollmer]

At 1st I thought I had something to deal with here. Once I realized what was going on I couldn't stop laughing. Genius

 

[Wild and Free]

Best thread ever, keep getting a good laugh every time I look in here.:;:rockit

Having the Yeti 75 I keep dreading the day I have to lift it onto the pontoon after being loaded. I bought a tie down kit for mine and plan to mount it to the rear deck of the toon and getting a marine mat for the lid for kids to use as a dive platform and to fish from.
Looks like it will be getting loaded up after being on the boat as it would definitely require a forklift to get it up there after being filled.:;:help

 

[Vollmer]

I had to return my Yeti. Never could figure out how to drink frozen beer.

 

[Wild and Free]

I had to return my Yeti. Never could figure out how to drink frozen beer.

You need to drink better than lite watery beer then , buy something with an alcohol content higher than water and you should be fine.
I fill mine with an assortment of rum and gin and lots of lime juice and angry orchard hard ciders. :;:stirthepot